SOTU Joke of the day - 1

[obby]

The blonde and the lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight

from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun

game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely

declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The

lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of

fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know

the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. "Again, she

declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated,

says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and

if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This

catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no

end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from

the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches

into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the

lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes

up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The

lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all

his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his

modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no

answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and

coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and

hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back

to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde

and asks, "Well, what's the answer? "Without a word, the blonde

reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to

sleep.

[meli2444]

:laugh:

COME ON GUYS, CAN'T WE FIND JOKES THAT AREN'T ABOUT BLONDES?

[obby]

Hey, this blonde made out in this situation.

[meli2444]

TRUE BUT IT'S STILL A BLONDE JOKE.

[obby]

I take it you are blonde?

[meli2444]

WE WENT OVER THIS ON THE LAST BLONDE JOKE ABOUT TWO DAYS AGO..............YES

[obby]

Excuuuuuuuuse me then. Did we also go over the fact that I have selective memory?

I have nothing against rubias. As a matter of fact I am usually attracted to them. Especially the ones that dye their roots brown.