obby Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 The blonde and the lawyerA blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. "Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer? "Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 :laugh: COME ON GUYS, CAN'T WE FIND JOKES THAT AREN'T ABOUT BLONDES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Hey, this blonde made out in this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 TRUE BUT IT'S STILL A BLONDE JOKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 I take it you are blonde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 WE WENT OVER THIS ON THE LAST BLONDE JOKE ABOUT TWO DAYS AGO..............YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Excuuuuuuuuse me then. Did we also go over the fact that I have selective memory? I have nothing against rubias. As a matter of fact I am usually attracted to them. Especially the ones that dye their roots brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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