The Right Age For Cussing....

[naomi1]

>A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

>"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start

cussing."

>

>The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

>The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going

to say "hell" and you say "ass."

>"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

>Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants

for breakfast.

>"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

>

>WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the

>kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his

>eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his

>rear every step. The mom locks him in his room &

>shouts, "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

>She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a

stern voice,

>"And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

>

>"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat ass it won't be

Cheerios."