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Things to do while youre shopping...

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Things to do when you're bored shopping

> 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they

> don't realize it.

>

> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout

> the day.

>

> 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

>

> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've

> got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

>

> 5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn

> the volumes to "10."

>

> 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

>

> 7. Put M&M's on layaway.

>

> 8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

>

> 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite

> them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

>

> 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't

> you people just leave me alone?"

>

> 11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you

> pick your nose.

>

> 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield

> with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

>

> . 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

>

> 14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk

> if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

>

> 15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

>

> 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission

> Impossible."

>

> 17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

>

> 18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various

> funnels.

>

> 19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things

> like "pick me! pick me!!"

>

> 20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal

> position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

>

> 21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you

don't

> get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last,

> but not least...

>

> 22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of

> toilet paper in here!"

>

>

>

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5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn

> the volumes to "10."

Sounds like the film PCU :D

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

Done that already :laugh:

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