halloween joke

[timetraveler69]

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in

a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the

store and get costumes for them to wear.

When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and

there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband

yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard

of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else

I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume

and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes

to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman

costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you

doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back

and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the

husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed

are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the

second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The

husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the

three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.

If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on

and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can

shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"