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Pick uP Lines - Best and Worst

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Do you girls sincere or cheesey/funny pick up lines. I've tried both and both have worked with mixed results.

C'mon guys/gals, let's hear your best or the worst you've heard.

One time i said the following to this really cute indian girl and it worked, I swear.

Do you have any italian in you?

she smiled and said no (obviously she didn't she was indian)

DO you want some? Then a quick just kidding...

Great ice breaker, she had never heard it before.

Let's hear yours'

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up your ass.

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.

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Originally posted by phatman

ehh.....i posted those months ago...but anyway...

my wise advice is...just be yourself...i have never used a prepared line...just use wit and sincerity and you'd be real surprised how well received you'll be...:aright:

:aright:

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The sincere thing is OK, but sometimes a nice harmless pickup line is fun.

I want to hear from the girls which ones you've actual had a guy say to you.

Give me some good ones, and i'll let you know if they work tommorrow. I enjoy making a fool of myself, and i'll be dressed like a pimp for halloween, so what better night than tonight. I need clean ones though. I have a little too much respect for women to try

"Nice shoes.......wanna fuck?"

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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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Originally posted by spragga25

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I CAN SEE WHY YOUR STILL SINGLE....:laugh: JUST KIDDING HONEY! :laugh:

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Originally posted by spragga25

BTW - what are you gonna bring you sick frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreak!

be careful....i heard she likes to tie guys up over a stool....bare ass in the air and then she whips their bare ass with a wet mop!!!:eek: ....scary shit dude

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Originally posted by mrmatas2277

be careful....i heard she likes to tie guys up over a stool....bare ass in the air and then she whips their bare ass with a wet mop!!!:eek: ....scary shit dude

:laugh:

WHY DID U LET MY SECRET OUT :mad:

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Originally posted by mrmatas2277

be careful....i heard she likes to tie guys up over a stool....bare ass in the air and then she whips their bare ass with a wet mop!!!:eek: ....scary shit dude

Screw that....I change my mind about going there - I'm gonna head to some place quieter - like Mardi Gras or something!

:tongue:

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