tommyb Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Do you girls sincere or cheesey/funny pick up lines. I've tried both and both have worked with mixed results.C'mon guys/gals, let's hear your best or the worst you've heard. One time i said the following to this really cute indian girl and it worked, I swear. Do you have any italian in you? she smiled and said no (obviously she didn't she was indian)DO you want some? Then a quick just kidding...Great ice breaker, she had never heard it before.Let's hear yours' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cockMan: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up your ass.Man: Do you want to dance?Woman: No!Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 bwahahahahah...omg, those were HYSTERICAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 ehh.....i posted those months ago...but anyway...my wise advice is...just be yourself...i have never used a prepared line...just use wit and sincerity and you'd be real surprised how well received you'll be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by phatman ehh.....i posted those months ago...but anyway... so did I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 my best: HI,my name is k whats yoursmy worst: can i plug you in the can:) that any any other"line" u can think of never worked for me just a plain old hi always works, its harmless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 ok, the best pickup line, copyrighted by me :walk over with an empty glass, "hey, i bought you a drink... (pause) but i already drank it "guys try this, this is fucking money ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Is that a keg in your pants?Cause I would love to tap that ass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 i have to say, that is one of my faves!!! it ALWAYS makes me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by phatman ehh.....i posted those months ago...but anyway...my wise advice is...just be yourself...i have never used a prepared line...just use wit and sincerity and you'd be real surprised how well received you'll be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyb Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 The sincere thing is OK, but sometimes a nice harmless pickup line is fun. I want to hear from the girls which ones you've actual had a guy say to you. Give me some good ones, and i'll let you know if they work tommorrow. I enjoy making a fool of myself, and i'll be dressed like a pimp for halloween, so what better night than tonight. I need clean ones though. I have a little too much respect for women to try"Nice shoes.......wanna fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 SOme of those are too funny:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 guy "do you work for UPS"gal " no i don't"guy " you sure cuz you been checkin out my package all day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindfaqd Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 let's pretend my right leg is thanksgiving and my left is x mas.I wanna see u between the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by spragga25 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. I CAN SEE WHY YOUR STILL SINGLE.... JUST KIDDING HONEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by meli2444 I CAN SEE WHY YOUR STILL SINGLE.... JUST KIDDING HONEY! Kick a ragga in the groin while he's down won't ya!! Wait till I come down there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by spragga25 Kick a ragga in the groin while he's down won't ya!! Wait till I come down there! BRING IT BABY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by meli2444 BRING IT BABY! I gotta get a restraining order when I come down there BTW - what are you gonna bring you sick frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by spragga25 BTW - what are you gonna bring you sick frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreak! be careful....i heard she likes to tie guys up over a stool....bare ass in the air and then she whips their bare ass with a wet mop!!! ....scary shit dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 be careful....i heard she likes to tie guys up over a stool....bare ass in the air and then she whips their bare ass with a wet mop!!! ....scary shit dude WHY DID U LET MY SECRET OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 be careful....i heard she likes to tie guys up over a stool....bare ass in the air and then she whips their bare ass with a wet mop!!! ....scary shit dude Screw that....I change my mind about going there - I'm gonna head to some place quieter - like Mardi Gras or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by meli2444 WHY DID U LET MY SECRET OUTtell Spragga about ur business cards...her nickname is "Miss Mop N Glow"...WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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