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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is

sexually

active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make

love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny

and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering

dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat

produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that

romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and

tones

up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than

swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the chemical

endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and

leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually

active

body gives off greater quantities of

chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the

opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages

saliva to

wash food from the teeth and lowers the

level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can

release the

tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The

original is

in a

room in Malaise. It has been sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within

four

days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If

you don't then you will never

receive good

sex

again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate,

and your genitals will rot and fall off.

Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?) Don't send

money, as the fate of your genitals

has

no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail

in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and

see

what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even

if

you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of

this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have

good sex again for the rest of your life !!!!

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