dgmodel Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person issexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women makelove they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shinyand skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of sufferingdermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during thatromantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable thanswimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the chemicalendorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria andleaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive theopposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MOREEFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a naturalantihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Malaise. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. Ifyou don't then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate,and your genitals will rot and fall off. Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?) Don't sendmoney, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mailin 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies ofthis message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not havegood sex again for the rest of your life !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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