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This guy in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian who is waiting for her date.

He just won't take no for an answer.

The lesbian smirks and says.

"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!"

This guy thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, let's see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!"

:D

A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."

So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"

The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm screwing her."

The boss says, "You screw your sister?"

The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."

EWWWWWW

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Originally posted by sexxyme

"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my vibrator can't!"

i'd like to add to this if i may............let's see i vibrator do any of these:

take you out shopping

buy you nice things

listen (supportively) 2 you when you get bitchy every 28 days

flip you around into various positions

give you encouraging advice

throw you over their shoulder & hold your hair back when you've had 1 too many

protect you in a fight

dance w/ you all nite

cock block skeevy guys hitting on your friends:cool:

talk dirty 2 you

look lovingly into your eyes and say "Baby, you're the best i've ever had"..................

HA.........I'd like to switch this around and see what a vibrator CAN do that I CAN'T. ;)

oh.......BTW..........funny stuff Sexy :aright:

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Originally posted by ou812

i'd like to add to this if i may............let's see i vibrator do any of these:

take you out shopping

buy you nice things

listen (supportively) 2 you when you get bitchy every 28 days

flip you around into various positions

give you encouraging advice

throw you over their shoulder & hold your hair back when you've had 1 too many

protect you in a fight

dance w/ you all nite

cock block skeevy guys hitting on your friends:cool:

talk dirty 2 you

look lovingly into your eyes and say "Baby, you're the best i've ever had"..................

HA.........I'd like to switch this around and see what a vibrator CAN do that I CAN'T. ;)

oh.......BTW..........funny stuff Sexy :aright:

CANT ARGUE WITH THAT...:)

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