dabannedjew Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 A high school English teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's finalexam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a seriouspersonal injury or illness, or a death in yourimmediate family - but that's it, no other excuseswhatsoever!"A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises hishand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow Isaid I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"The entire class does its best to stifle theirlaughter and snickering.When silence is restored, the teacher smilessympathetically at the student, shakes her head, andsweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write theexam with your other hand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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