funny saying

[liqidtouch]

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give

wife upright organ.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot

walk.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to

best thing on earth.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

War does not determine who is right, war

determine who is left.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him

in cat house.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at

night.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw

to fill it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who live in glass house should change

clothes in basement.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fish in other man's well often catch

crabs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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[xrapturex]

Originally posted by liqidtouch

CHINESE PROVERBS

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run in front of car get tired.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give

wife upright organ.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot

walk.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to

best thing on earth.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

War does not determine who is right, war

determine who is left.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him

in cat house.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at

night.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw

to fill it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who live in glass house should change

clothes in basement.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fish in other man's well often catch

crabs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Copy cat...I should kill you..

[dani672]

you wanna know something funny?? my grandfather sent me this in an e-mail.. dirty old man!