snatch69 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship 1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie. 4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these four men never meet.SO TRUE! i've never really juggled a couple of guys at once before, but now i'm finding out that it is hard and confusing! i'm gonna get myself in trouble, i just know it. more fun boredom stuff coming later. i'm going out of town today for a meeting! wow, i have work to do!!hey, i love madonna's new song from bond movie "die another day". anyone else? can that woman EVER do wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 omg too funny Yes juggling a couple of guys at once is tuff... I did it before in the past.. and now that I'm single again.. may have to do it again.. although.. don't know if I'd want toOh and Madonna's new song is great.. I love it.. she's just always reinventing herself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde brideslipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with greatanticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that hernew Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.When she asked him why he was apparently not going tomake love to her, he replied, "Because it'sLent."Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that isthe most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Whodid you lend it to, and for how long :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 nice joke! i'll try and find some more entertaining stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by snatch69 nice joke! i'll try and find some more entertaining stuff. Yeah, I miss those jokes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads Yeah, I miss those jokes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by snatch69 You used to e-mail me jokes all day long! Remember??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads You used to e-mail me jokes all day long! Remember??? that was then, this is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by snatch69 that was then, this is now. Yes, I know... and yesterday was yesteday, but tomorrow is another day, and I want to read some jokes today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 hands off ladies...he's minehttp://www.pixyland.org/peterpan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by snatch69 hands off ladies...he's minehttp://www.pixyland.org/peterpan I don't know Snatchy... I'll fight ya for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by vikkii123 I don't know Snatchy... I'll fight ya for him i saw him first. did you check out his fashion page? you will be rolling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by snatch69 i saw him first. did you check out his fashion page? you will be rolling! Ya baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by vikkii123 Ya baby :laugh: what? he's not getting shy on us now is he?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Snatchy... what about this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by vikkii123 Snatchy... what about this one shit. your pics aren't coming up. it says you can't post them, hence the reason i said he's shy on us!but, i saw all the pics you are talking about, i can't stop laughing. now, do you think he has a message board?i bet halloween is just another day for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 i saw this thingy on another board. *********************************Subject: International Dating Etiquette CAUCASIAN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. BLACK WOMAN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! IRISH WOMAN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMAN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMAN: First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN: First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets. Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along. Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you. Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion. LATIN WOMAN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She is pregnant. Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. POLISH WOMAN First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. KOREAN WOMAN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMAN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by vicman IRISH WOMAN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. I love that I'm Irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 good one vic! being irish, i gotta agree with that one! when am i not blind drunk and uh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 LATIN WOMAN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She is pregnant. Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.this is why for the most part i dont go for latin women...didnt know about the irish women, i think i'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by vicman LATIN WOMAN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She is pregnant. Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.this is why for the most part i dont go for latin women...didnt know about the irish women, i think i'm in Haha - that reminds me - I got lost in the Bronx on my way back from DC on Monday. What a freaking horror show that place is at 5pm- holiday or not! So yeah - us Irish girls pretty much rule in this department Hey vic - did you book LA yet??? I want to book sometime this week and think it's going to be for the 17-23 or 18-24 (depending on if I can get a flight on the 23rd). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by whadupg Haha - that reminds me - I got lost in the Bronx on my way back from DC on Monday. What a freaking horror show that place is at 5pm- holiday or not! So yeah - us Irish girls pretty much rule in this department Hey vic - did you book LA yet??? I want to book sometime this week and think it's going to be for the 17-23 or 18-24 (depending on if I can get a flight on the 23rd). south bronx is especially ghetto, dangerous part of town to be in during the evening/nightnot yet. hevent booked the LA trip yet. i'm thinking about flying to Phoenix and driving to LA if that will save me $$$...i will book my ticket this week or next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted November 14 Author Report Share Posted November 14 http://www.bitoffun.com/images/car-faster%20you%20peddle.jpgif only, ladies...if only.do you know how in shape we would be?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vicman Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by snatch69 http://www.bitoffun.com/images/car-faster%20you%20peddle.jpgif only, ladies...if only.do you know how in shape we would be?! :laugh: omg, thats a funny one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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