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The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally

cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have

sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

SO TRUE! i've never really juggled a couple of guys at once before, but now i'm finding out that it is hard and confusing! i'm gonna get myself in trouble, i just know it.

;)

more fun boredom stuff coming later. i'm going out of town today for a meeting! wow, i have work to do!!

hey, i love madonna's new song from bond movie "die another day". anyone else? can that woman EVER do wrong?

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omg too funny :tongue:

Yes juggling a couple of guys at once is tuff... I did it before in the past.. and now that I'm single again.. may have to do it again.. although.. don't know if I'd want to

Oh and Madonna's new song is great.. I love it.. she's just always reinventing herself..

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On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride

slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great

anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her

new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to

make love to her, he replied, "Because it's

Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is

the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who

did you lend it to, and for how long

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

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Originally posted by vikkii123

Snatchy... what about this one :drool:

princess2.jpg

shit. your pics aren't coming up. it says you can't post them, hence the reason i said he's shy on us!

but, i saw all the pics you are talking about, i can't stop laughing. now, do you think he has a message board?

i bet halloween is just another day for him. :D

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i saw this thingy on another board. :D

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Subject: International Dating Etiquette

CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN:

First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.

Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.

Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.

Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in

the Bronx.

POLISH WOMAN

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

KOREAN WOMAN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

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Originally posted by vicman

IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

I love that I'm Irish :D

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LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in

the Bronx.

this is why for the most part i dont go for latin women...didnt know about the irish women, i think i'm in :love:

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Originally posted by vicman

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in

the Bronx.

this is why for the most part i dont go for latin women...didnt know about the irish women, i think i'm in :love:

Haha - that reminds me - I got lost in the Bronx on my way back from DC on Monday. What a freaking horror show that place is at 5pm- holiday or not! So yeah - us Irish girls pretty much rule in this department :D

Hey vic - did you book LA yet??? I want to book sometime this week and think it's going to be for the 17-23 or 18-24 (depending on if I can get a flight on the 23rd).

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Originally posted by whadupg

Haha - that reminds me - I got lost in the Bronx on my way back from DC on Monday. What a freaking horror show that place is at 5pm- holiday or not! So yeah - us Irish girls pretty much rule in this department :D

Hey vic - did you book LA yet??? I want to book sometime this week and think it's going to be for the 17-23 or 18-24 (depending on if I can get a flight on the 23rd).

south bronx is especially ghetto, dangerous part of town to be in during the evening/night

not yet. hevent booked the LA trip yet. i'm thinking about flying to Phoenix and driving to LA if that will save me $$$...i will book my ticket this week or next.

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