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MasterCard wedding, (this is really good) This is a true story about

>recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the

>local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the

>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the

>crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

>distances,

>to

>support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's

>and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a

>lavish reception. As a token of his deep

>appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from

>him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding

>party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and

>asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an

>8x10 glossy of

>his

>bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of

>them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After

>just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of

>minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" he turned to

>his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd

>and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in

>the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding

>immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through

>with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ... making the

>bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,

>and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in

>front

>of

>300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church

>bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial

>outta this?

>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

>friends...........................................$32,000.

>Wedding photographs commemorating the

>occasion......................................3000

>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations -in

>Maui..........................................8500

>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

>humping the best man.........priceless.

>There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's

>MASTER CARD!!!

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Originally posted by incredulous

MasterCard wedding, (this is really good) This is a true story about

>recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the

>local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the

>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the

>crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

>distances,

>to

>support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's

>and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a

>lavish reception. As a token of his deep

>appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from

>him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding

>party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and

>asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an

>8x10 glossy of

>his

>bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of

>them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After

>just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of

>minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" he turned to

>his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd

>and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in

>the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding

>immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through

>with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ... making the

>bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,

>and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in

>front

>of

>300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church

>bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial

>outta this?

>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

>friends...........................................$32,000.

>Wedding photographs commemorating the

>occasion......................................3000

>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations -in

>Maui..........................................8500

>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

>humping the best man.........priceless.

>There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's

>MASTER CARD!!!

omg :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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