sassa Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 LETS TALK ABOUT SEXYou should have SEX on days that begin with T:Thanksgiving,Tuesday,Thursday,Today,Tomorrow,Thaturday?Thunday?Every Thucking day!Sex is:like Nokia (connecting people)like Nike (Just do it)like Pepsi (ask for more)like Coca Cola (Enjoy)like me (too good to be true)Top 10 Places to have sex:1. In your bed2. In your parents bed3. In his car4. On a washing machine, while running5. In a hot tub6. On a beach, down in the sand7. On a comfy couch with the TV on8. On a waterbed9. A plane bathroom10. **In the rain**Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:1. In the movies2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!3. In front of all of your friends4. In a phonebooth5. In your best friend's bed6. At Grandma's house7. At school8. In your dirty basement9. In the street10. ON-LINE**Top three things to say before having sex:1. I love you (but only if you mean it)2. Rock my world3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...Top three things NOT to say before having sex:1. Is this gunna hurt?2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...3. Are you sure it's on there?Top 3 things to say after sex:1. Are you sure this was you're first time?2. Gotta cigarette?3. Wanna do it again?Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:1. That was IT??2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 ummm....welcome to last year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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