nycchic24 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 well since i have just been informed that my sex life is going to be curbed by my parnter, (against my wishes) i am going to need to find a new fb to fill the "gap" any applicants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 well since i have just been informed that my sex life is going to be curbed by my parnter, (against my wishes) i am going to need to find a new fb to fill the "gap" any applicants? yea right here! Ill do it! I dont know who your sex partner is but Ill continue where he left off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrammarPolice Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 NYCChic, you are in luck. I have an opening in my concubine of the finest hewas the five boroughs have to offer. Send along your pic and we can talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 well since i have just been informed that my sex life is going to be curbed by my parnter, (against my wishes) i am going to need to find a new fb to fill the "gap" any applicants? Where do I apply? I must inform you though, that there is a small one time fee for my services, if the booty is good, I will gladly re-emburse you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 where can i pick up an application? do you need references? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkny8 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 well since i have just been informed that my sex life is going to be curbed by my parnter, (against my wishes) i am going to need to find a new fb to fill the "gap" any applicants? He's curbing your sex life??? WTF, is your partner coming out of the closet? Send me an application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 no soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 2 Author Report Share Posted December 2 gabo - yeah you haave no idea.. grammarpopo - no n, you need to send your picturednice - we need to negotiate this fee thing. tony - yes i need references APPLICATION: PLEASE FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING! name - (optional) or i can just fill in the blank for you! age - (optional) but pferrably in the 19-32 yo category locatoin (required) gotta know how far or close you will be car (requried) - yes or no. i really dont care what kind.. but if answer no, you must be able to get from place to place easily phone number (required) Special interests or Talents - (required) please list at least 5 !are you willing to try new things? yes or nowatching porn - yes or notoys - yes or no how many days of the week are you available? and will be abe to be on call? references - at least 3 (valid names and numbers) photo - please pm me ! (i need yours!)_ and please write a short paragraph on why i should pick you. (100 words or less please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 hey, can you pass on the extra applications to me, lol? or if he comes to his senses, perhaps I could take over this for ya, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 name - Dniceage - 26 locatoin - In your fantasiescar (requried) - yes, but I preffer to travel on my 20 seat Limophone number - after we negotiate my feeSpecial interests or Talents - partying, drinking, smoking, masturbating and i guess I can squeese you in as one of my interested (if you are worthy)are you willing to try new things? yes as long as there is no strap on involved.watching porn - yes toys - yes (prefferably GI Joes or Transformers)how many days of the week are you available? any day that is not a drinking dayand will be abe to be on call? only if you provide me with a phone or pager (any major company provide those)references - Mike Diaz (probation officer), Joe terazco ( psycologist), Robert Lopez (AA sponsor - I hardly talk to him though.)photo - only if you got one.essay : You have no one right now, so I figured I am better than nothing .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 gabo - yeah you haave no idea.. grammarpopo - no n, you need to send your picturednice - we need to negotiate this fee thing. tony - yes i need references APPLICATION: PLEASE FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING! name - (optional) or i can just fill in the blank for you! age - (optional) but pferrably in the 19-32 yo category locatoin (required) gotta know how far or close you will be car (requried) - yes or no. i really dont care what kind.. but if answer no, you must be able to get from place to place easily phone number (required) Special interests or Talents - (required) please list at least 5 !are you willing to try new things? yes or nowatching porn - yes or notoys - yes or no how many days of the week are you available? and will be abe to be on call? references - at least 3 (valid names and numbers) photo - please pm me ! (i need yours!)_ and please write a short paragraph on why i should pick you. (100 words or less please) :laugh: BTW, DNICE35 IS DISQUALIFIED SINCE HE CAN'T DRIVE! SORRY HONEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by meli2444 :laugh: BTW, DNICE35 IS DISQUALIFIED SINCE HE CAN'T DRIVE! SORRY HONEY! AHEMMMMM...... excuse me "playa hata", but I believe the lady said :car (requried) - yes or no. i really dont care what kind.. but if answer no, you must be able to get from place to place easily and yes I have a car.... driving it is a whole different story, but I do have my "ghetto-limo" driver who can take me from place to place with ease. I just have to be at a certain spot on the hour every hour so there I am back in the hunt...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by meli2444 :laugh: BTW, DNICE35 IS DISQUALIFIED SINCE HE CAN'T DRIVE! SORRY HONEY! Damn Meli...you're like a SCUD misslie - always shooting dudes down and blowing up peoples' spots!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by dnice35 AHEMMMMM...... excuse me "playa hata", but I believe the lady said :car (requried) - yes or no. i really dont care what kind.. but if answer no, you must be able to get from place to place easily and yes I have a car.... driving it is a whole different story, but I do have my "ghetto-limo" driver who can take me from place to place with ease. I just have to be at a certain spot on the hour every hour so there I am back in the hunt...... MY BAD!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by spragga25 Damn Meli...you're like a SCUD misslie - always shooting dudes down and blowing up peoples' spots!! HE KNOWS I'M JUST MESSING WITH HIM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by meli2444 HE KNOWS I'M JUST MESSING WITH HIM... I see Matas is rubbing off on you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 gabo - yeah you haave no idea.. grammarpopo - no n, you need to send your picturednice - we need to negotiate this fee thing. tony - yes i need references APPLICATION: PLEASE FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING! name - (optional) or i can just fill in the blank for you! age - (optional) but pferrably in the 19-32 yo category locatoin (required) gotta know how far or close you will be car (requried) - yes or no. i really dont care what kind.. but if answer no, you must be able to get from place to place easily phone number (required) Special interests or Talents - (required) please list at least 5 !are you willing to try new things? yes or nowatching porn - yes or notoys - yes or no how many days of the week are you available? and will be abe to be on call? references - at least 3 (valid names and numbers) photo - please pm me ! (i need yours!)_ and please write a short paragraph on why i should pick you. (100 words or less please) You are too funny!!If I was a guy I would definitely apply, you sexy thang;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by prplhz You are too funny!!If I was a guy I would definitely apply, you sexy thang;) You should apply, you never know what could happen...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis55 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 ? and please write a short paragraph on why i should pick you. (100 words or less please) come over and i'll make up ur mind for u if u are worthy, no application needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by dnice35 I see Matas is rubbing off on you.... I GUESS HE IS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdaddy Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 I would apply, but I need some info about my employer :-)...how about a pic of you????---cdaddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 2 Author Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by prplhz You are too funny!!If I was a guy I would definitely apply, you sexy thang;) hehehe thanks chica. and check your pm's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by nycchic24 hehehe thanks chica. and check your pm's! hey I wanna read her pm's is it something kinky?..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 ...eh...i think i've already had some mental practice on this sue...esp. the night we first met...let me know about a trial run...typing a resume is one thing, but test driving the equipment is another....better hurry, i'm right on the age cusp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 2 Author Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by phatman ...eh...i think i've already had some mental practice on this sue...esp. the night we first met...let me know about a trial run...typing a resume is one thing, but test driving the equipment is another....better hurry, i'm right on the age cusp... lol can you pick me up? or better yet, what time can you come over? maybe i should have auditions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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