armanifella Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Fire it up FockerThat smell Bob is our shit, focker flushed the toilet. Jack it wasn't me it was Jinx. The cat doesn't even have thumbs focker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njraver Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "pull over" ..... "no it's a crdigan but thanks for noticing" ..."killer boots man!!!""pills are good, pills are goooood!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bknucklez25 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 The greatest dialogue ever in a movie is the entire barber shop scene in Coming to America....hilarious"Everytime I talk about boxing, a white man gotta bring up Rocky Marciano! Thats they one, thats they one...I'll tell you what, Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!!""He beat Joe Louis' ass""Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you.....who's next?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armanifella Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 I forgot about that Bill, good one.Who do you have to ass fuck to get a drink around here.Come on Bill you know the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njraver Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 here's a little "goodfella's" for your arse.........one day the kids in my neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. you know why?................it was out of respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bknucklez25 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 hahahaha"There's a leprechaun in stall 4"Double-O-Seven Baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by bknucklez25 The greatest dialogue ever in a movie is the entire barber shop scene in Coming to America....hilarious"Everytime I talk about boxing, a white man gotta bring up Rocky Marciano! Thats they one, thats they one...I'll tell you what, Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!!""He beat Joe Louis' ass""Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you.....who's next?" That whole entire movie is hilarious...its Eddie Murphy when he was actually funny in movies:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by mystify82281 like....."Hey guys... Big Gulps huh?........Welp see ya later.........." thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bknucklez25 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Here ya go armani.........."500 sit ups a day...niggas be payin me to was their drawers on my stomach,..and check this out....POW (whips out his arm).....Finsih it up mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armanifella Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 That's without baby oil, so you know its deep-Above the Rim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by joeys24 thats a good one "why don't you take these extra gloves, my hands are sweatin..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by mystify82281 "why don't you take these extra gloves, my hands are sweatin..." " You had extra gloves this WHOLE time?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by dknybabe2929 " You had extra gloves this WHOLE time?!" \"um yeah harry! these are the rockies!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "A family member dies and you insult me, what the hell is the matter wit you""Mr. Fromen, this Sgt. Peterson, Chicago Police" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bknucklez25 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Heres one from "Made"-" Can you guys get any drugs?"-"sure we can get you some drug, what you want?"-"Can ya get me some Charlie?"-"some what?"-"You know...(snorts)...Charlie?"-Oh some blow, yea we can get you some blow"-"No not blow...(snorts)...Charlie)"-Yea here in America we call blow...what did u call it? Henry?...We call Henry "blow".-"Charlie"-Charlie, Henry.....whatever, Their all white, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by mystify82281 "why don't you take these extra gloves, my hands are sweatin..." looks like somebody is a BIG dumb and dumber fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "Pills are good......pills are good.....""Why dont ya eat up and will tell ya.......go ahead eat your burger""I successfully mixed a bulldog and a shit zu.....yeah we named a bullshit"."Theres no words""I hate goodbyes""I am going to be over at the bar....putting out the vibe""So your saying theres a chance......YEAH!!!""We've landed on the moon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by joeys24 looks like somebody is a BIG dumb and dumber fan Hell yeah! I could watch that movie over and over and not get bored of it....... I love when they have it on TBS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by dondiezel26 "Pills are good......pills are good.....""Why dont ya eat up and will tell ya.......go ahead eat your burger""So your saying theres a chance......YEAH!!!" Some of the best ! Don't forget.........."You know.... they say statistically you're more likely to die on your way to the airport.....""lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road?....."good thinking, there's a lot of bad drivers out there...." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bknucklez25 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Me Myself and Irene-Hey Charlie, you ever realize that your kids have kin dof a tan all year round?"-Well, uh, my grandmother was half Italian, so...."-Uh-huh, well that would explain why the water kind of beads off their hair.-Hey Tom, these are my kids your talkin about.-Oh come on Charlie! Their dicks are bigger than the sausages!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "swamson, swan, swan, swanson.....swanson...oh here it is....samsonite....i was way off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by joeys24 "swamson, swan, swan, swanson.....swanson...oh here it is....samsonite....i was way off" :laugh: How about..."Ya know, just when I think you cant get any dumber, you do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "His head fell off""what was all that one in a million talk""flying somewhere?"......however my favorite part of the movie is when he pegs her in the face with the snowball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njraver Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.............? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armanifella Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 It's Mr. Thoughful with a dozen roses.... for 1, 2, 3,...., I think were gonna short.Otter from Animal House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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