somebitch Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by iliana Jase has a 4 inch penis I fucked him about three years ago (unfortunatley) and it was the worst lay of my life and smallest asian dick I have ever seen. I WOULDA HAD MORE FUN FINGERING MYSELF! (woooo had to let go of that..now it's over! )-iliana :laugh: thanx for sharing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysea Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 iliana> 4 inches hard or soft....Cause.......U know.....if his shit was 4" HARd....Than fuck, that should be a crime...."Attempted Fuck""it was so horrible! i mean we were sitting there, and all of a sudden, he TRIED TO FUCK ME< BUT IT DIDNT REACH!!" im sorry for your Snatch hunny......lets pray This evil man is put to a stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by jaysea iliana> 4 inches hard or soft....Cause.......U know.....if his shit was 4" HARd....Than fuck, that should be a crime...."Attempted Fuck""it was so horrible! i mean we were sitting there, and all of a sudden, he TRIED TO FUCK ME< BUT IT DIDNT REACH!!" im sorry for your Snatch hunny......lets pray This evil man is put to a stop! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Isn't it funny how things go off topic on this message board???We went from some girl's friend going out with that reach-arounder Steven on the Real World, to a Chinaman's 4 in pecker.Only on CP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by ou812 Isn't it funny how things go off topic on this message board???We went from some girl's friend going out with that reach-arounder Steven on the Real World, to a Chinaman's 4 in pecker.Only on CP lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilo Beauty Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by jaysea iliana> 4 inches hard or soft....Cause.......U know.....if his shit was 4" HARd....Than fuck, that should be a crime...."Attempted Fuck""it was so horrible! i mean we were sitting there, and all of a sudden, he TRIED TO FUCK ME< BUT IT DIDNT REACH!!" im sorry for your Snatch hunny......lets pray This evil man is put to a stop! Darling, it was 4" hard..and his technique was very primitive: IN, OUT, IN , OUT.....ugh ugh....CUM! Thank god for condoms. He was funny, now that i think about it....would brag about his house in Fort Lee and how rich he was....this kid rode around in a fucking HONDA and it wasn't even hooked up.We only fucked once and he bragged to his friends how we fucked 10X a day...Wow.....what was i thinking? Stupidity sure comes with young age! -iliana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksteadyct Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 this topic is great! havent seen one like this in a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by ou812 Isn't it funny how things go off topic on this message board???We went from some girl's friend going out with that reach-arounder Steven on the Real World, to a Chinaman's 4 in pecker.Only on CP look at that! The meathead who looks like A.C Slater's dad made a funny!As with Jase and the Clique, they are a riot. All a bunch of preppy rich jews from Long Island who try to fit into the trendy NYC crowd soooo hard. Wang Chung isnt as bad as the rest of them. My favorite character is Eli, one night the fucking blow hard is wearing a "vintage" outfit he bought for 400 bucks at Barneys, which defeats the purpose of vintage, and the next night he's rocking a sports coat. Their main whore they drag around is this owl eyed tramp named Gillian who's also Long Island JAP trying too hard to be model/trendy. I went one night out with lizzy, carmen kass and tyson ballou and these people were like flies on shit, we had no privacy.Anyways not to drift off SexyBabyDRoxyPromotionsRealWorldFriend topic, the only cool promoter I like is Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Don't you kids have work to do isn't finals upon us or something? go read a book... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitokiri24 Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 maaan see what i miss on cp daaaaamn too funny lil ass attention whores lushes disgruntled djs rizzo an 4 inch dicks...oO(oh my talk bout the travesty!!!) i really need to get back here on CD(club drama) always get a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 :hat2: dont mind me i'm just givin blowjobs for a hamburger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by cintron :hat2: dont mind me i'm just givin blowjobs for a hamburger vote for my boobers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by djjonstephen vote for my boobers! Were you at Exit dancing on da platforms recently?If so.....get at me baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 your boobers have been voted for. 5 stars.can i fuck your squiggly man-tits now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 . . . . Wanna Schmoke shome Dippieesshhh? . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by hitokiri24 maaan see what i miss on cp daaaaamn too funny lil ass attention whores lushes disgruntled djs rizzo an 4 inch dicks...oO(oh my talk bout the travesty!!!) i really need to get back here on CD(club drama) always get a good laugh Look son, just because you look like a narsty crossbreed between Coltray and Richard Pryor, dont get all pissy about me. You really need to get back to stroking that slim jim cock of your's to wacked out nerd Animae Cartoons where the jap's draw their cartoon version of themselfs with real BIG eyes. Some sort of complex maybe. Anyways I hope you die from a seizure watching all those silly flashes and colors, stupid Buckwheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkny8 Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Originally posted by sexxybabyd And she has not really seen any of the episodes and he's a total man slut. Alot of people have been telling her all these things about him but she does not want to believe it and I told her to watch the show for herself, but she's in like what she calls "HOT BOY DENIEL" which means, he's so "hot" that she does not care, but I know it still bothers her knowing that he did all this stuff and he is still good friends w/ Trishelle....I honestly don't even think she know's they used to hook up. Any advice as to what she should do? Bullshit! Who the fuck cares anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Originally posted by rizzo Look son, just because you look like a narsty crossbreed between Coltray and Richard Pryor, dont get all pissy about me. You really need to get back to stroking that slim jim cock of your's to wacked out nerd Animae Cartoons where the jap's draw their cartoon version of themselfs with real BIG eyes. Some sort of complex maybe. Anyways I hope you die from a seizure watching all those silly flashes and colors, stupid Buckwheat. Webster's Updated 2002 ass-hole , 1) person who finds the need to derogate other's due to his own insufficient penis and/or physical shortfalls2) see rizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Hello my name is gmccookny. I am probably the most anti-social loser on this Message Board. Not only do I make an apperance outside of my room 1 time a month and need food airlifted into my hermit cave, but I also like to steal Bob Barkers golfing outfits and wear them all day long.While sitting on an ancient chineese antique chair I bought using my college savings on when I was tripping on some drug which I cant remember right now, I like to pretend I am a charachter from a 1980's cartoon nobody watches anymore. I like to say Im "smuuurfy" when looking in the mirror to hide the fact I've got the worst receeding hairline on this side of the atlantic and a face which looks like a mix between a retarded frightened baby ostrich and a drunk bug eyed Sweedish mountain man herding goats and ramming Ricola candies up cows asses.Why go out and meet other ostrich like women when I can combine 10 different hallucination drugs and roll off my ass like a pathetic bum all night to hide all my inner problems. If any other smurfettes wanna get smurffy with the Pappa Smurf PM me and ill set up my perfect date. Acid, mushrooms, PCP, a bottle of SoCo, and a stack of anamie porn to get the mood right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Originally posted by rizzo Hello my name is gmccookny. I am probably the most anti-social loser on this Message Board. Not only do I make an apperance outside of my room 1 time a month and need food airlifted into my hermit cave, but I also like to steal Bob Barkers golfing outfits and wear them all day long.While sitting on an ancient chineese antique chair I bought using my college savings on when I was tripping on some drug which I cant remember right now, I like to pretend I am a charachter from a 1980's cartoon nobody watches anymore. I like to say Im "smuuurfy" when looking in the mirror to hide the fact I've got the worst receeding hairline on this side of the atlantic and a face which looks like a mix between a retarded frightened baby ostrich and a drunk bug eyed Sweedish mountain man herding goats and ramming Ricola candies up cows asses.Why go out and meet other ostrich like women when I can combine 10 different hallucination drugs and roll off my ass like a pathetic bum all night to hide all my inner problems. If any other smurfettes wanna get smurffy with the Pappa Smurf PM me and ill set up my perfect date. Acid, mushrooms, PCP, a bottle of SoCo, and a stack of anamie porn to get the mood right. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 hey--I was also on the real world--the censored episode --the one where they took seven kids and a whacked out plastic surgeon from pluto-and put them in a ghetto apartment in Harlem and filmed everything. They never showed it because it was deemed a moral disater.In one episode-I teabagged this chic from kansas while she was passed out drunk and deficated on her stuffed walrus teddy bear.There were two gay dudes living there and eventually I sewed their genitals together so they never knew who was coming or going.They actually killed the airing because it would have revieled the true nature to the "TUPAC" mystery. He was actually one of the roomates, and what I did, to help him hideout from his killers, was give him a sex change.Later on in the Hawaii episode they put him/her on the show as one of the castmembers--His new identity was "ROOTHIE" the drunk loud lesbian--it was really TUPAC.Your friend is a whore who is dating the dude from the real world just to say shes dating him--looosa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 what is up with the christina aguilera fixation?? and why is there humping going on by the picture of her in sexybaby sig if this is a female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 that guy is such a freakin male whore and is soooooooooo high on himself he really needs to get over himeself, i thought he was so hot in the beginning but the more i watch real world and get "to know" him the more he makes me sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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