shlonger Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 I've always hated dancing. When I was in high school, junior high, and elementary school, I hated dancing. Ever since I could remember, I hated dancing. I'm sure I even hated dancing when I was in my mother's womb. I hate everything about it. I hate it how a song can transform people into simple-minded doddering oafs, dancing about a loud, filthy room in costumes or suits, trying to woo the opposite sex with funky pelvic gyrations. Anyone that likes dancing should be caned a good 20 or 30 thousand times. That'll teach them not to have self-induced seizures any more (or at least not in the presence of music). What ever happened to the 70's? I wish it were the 70's again, because everything sucked and nobody complained. The 80's sucked too. What the hell was Alf about? What a stupid idea for a TV show. Alf, and Small Wonder, with that damned little girl that was supposed to be a robot. Her and her stupid little brother. I hated him. That fat little jerk. I hated Punky Brewster too. Her shoes sucked, her fake dad Henry sucked, and her dog sucked. The only good dogs were Brain from Inspector Gadget and the hell hound from Clash of the Titans. The hell hound from Clash of the Titans isn't cool anymore though, because that damned TBS played the movie too much. So now we have a legion of posers that like the hell hound, when all they really like is that other crap TBS plays, like Saved by the Bell. I hate Saved by the Bell. Screech was the only remotely tolerable character on the show, but only because it was fun to imagine stomping his head in every time he was on the show. And then one of the girls from Saved by the Bell went on to work in the movie Show Girls, only to be looked down upon by feminists (femi-nazis) because they shriek and moan about pornography being degrading to women. Obviously, stripping down times. That'll teach them not to have self-induced seizures any more (or at least not in the presence of music). What ever happened to the 70's? I wish it were the 70's again, because everything sucked and nobody complained. The 80's sucked too. What the hell was Alf about? What a stupid idea for a TV show. Alf, and Small Wonder, with that damned little girl that was supposed to be a robot. Her and her stupid little brother. I hated him. That fat little jerk. I hated Punky Brewster too. Her shoes sucked, her fake dad Henry sucked, and her dog sucked. The only good dogs were Brain from Inspector Gadget and the hell hound from Clash of the Titans. The hell hound from Clash of the Titans isn't cool anymore though, because that damned TBS played the movie too much. So now we have a legion of posers that like the hell hound, when all they really like is that other crap TBS plays, like Saved by the Bell. I hate Saved by the Bell. Screech was the only remotely tolerable character on the show, but only because it was fun to imagine stomping his head in every time he was on the show. And then one of the girls from Saved by the Bell went on to work in the movie Show Girls, only to be looked down upon by feminists (femi-nazis) because they shriek and moan about pornography being degrading to women. Obviously, stripping down for a bunch of horny people in a bar isn't degrading enough, because women still do it. Why do they do it? For the money. So the statement "pornography is degrading to women" isn't a true statement because it's only degrading to the women saying it, not to the women that strip in clubs. I think if the feminist movement wants to gain some credibility, it has to be universal and much more organized. I read in a news paper a long time ago about some guy that worked at a local Taco Bell that got killed when the bean cooker exploded. What a stupid way to die. I'm glad he's dead. More air for me. It's also one less person serving Taco Bell trash that I have to worry about. I hate Taco Bell. I want to eat that stupid little dog on the commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 THIS , THIS IS WHAT YOU STOPPED TALKING TO ME FOR. I give up with you. and i dance and i like it!! just b/c you have no rhythm doesnt mean to go bash others that do.I cant believe someone like you is in luv with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Who's in love with who? I'm not the one complaining about a lack of attention. Also, I never said I don't dance, I just don't like it. I have more soul than FOOTLOCKER. I bust them dope moves son. I won 3 breakdance championships from 5-8 grade, and have also been known to cut up some carpet at ballrooms along the eastern seaboard. I know many styles including Pachata (sp?), Merengue, Salsa, hip hop, fist-pumping, etc... I am a multi-cultural dancer. I JUST DON'T LIKE IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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