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Ugh...FLASHPOINT...THEE WORST DVD PORN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ugh my fucking god..

so check it...

Out of curiosity i wanted to see what this dvd was about cause i heard from a few of the brothas at work that it was the best jenna jamison one she ever did.

Now..im actually not really a huge fan of jenna jamison cause she is soooo fuckin outplayed...i was waxin my carrot to her shit when i was like 15 in high school...im 21 now and she just don't cut it no more know what im sayin?

Anyhow..i mainly bought it cause my girl Sydnee Steel was in it MMMMM...thought i didnt know she had a small role.

But check it...the fuckin dvd is horrrrrrrrible because it is more of a big budget plot porn then straight up hardcore quality fucking that i had expected.

I had to wait hmm...like...a good fuckin 45 mins til the 1st fuck scene and of course its with an ugly old hairy dude and jenna jamison....wasn't even worth getting a nut off too.

So fuckin....this porn is about jenna jamison who is a fire fighter and blah blah...gets framed and blah blah blah gets fucked blah blah blah....oh and it has pyrotechnics.....WELL WHOOP-DEE FUCKIN DOO....i can fuckin blow up a firecracker in a porn and call it pyrotechnics too :rolleyes:

Anyhow...

this dvd mind you was $43...i asked the guy..."yo wtf why is this so goddamn expensive then the other dvd porns" so he goes "jenna's dvd's usually demand a higher price" so i just said fuck it and ran with it....but jesus god...the only good part of this movie..and one of the best girl on girl scenes i ever saw was with jenna jamison and britney andrews....MMMMMMMM fuckin HOT!!!!!!!! though a bit unsanitary to see jenna holdin onto a public bathroom toilet seat one minute..then the next minute lubing up her fingers in her mouth and putting them in her pussy...WTF BITCH EVER HEARD OF LYSOL???

anyhow..

to any jenna fan this movie is a big disappointment other then good quality picture and one hot girl on girl scene other than that i woulda rather spent my $43 on a Bronx whore...STD's and all. MMMMM

-----ible because it is more of a big budget plot porn then straight up hardcore quality fucking that i had expected.

I had to wait hmm...like...a good fuckin 45 mins til the 1st fuck scene and of course its with an ugly old hairy dude and jenna jamison....wasn't even worth getting a nut off too.

So fuckin....this porn is about jenna jamison who is a fire fighter and blah blah...gets framed and blah blah blah gets fucked blah blah blah....oh and it has pyrotechnics.....WELL WHOOP-DEE FUCKIN DOO....i can fuckin blow up a firecracker in a porn and call it pyrotechnics too :rolleyes:

Anyhow...

this dvd mind you was $43...i asked the guy..."yo wtf why is this so goddamn expensive then the other dvd porns" so he goes "jenna's dvd's usually demand a higher price" so i just said fuck it and ran with it....but jesus god...the only good part of this movie..and one of the best girl on girl scenes i ever saw was with jenna jamison and britney andrews....MMMMMMMM fuckin HOT!!!!!!!! though a bit unsanitary to see jenna holdin onto a public bathroom toilet seat one minute..then the next minute lubing up her fingers in her mouth and putting them in her pussy...WTF BITCH EVER HEARD OF LYSOL???

anyhow..

to any jenna fan this movie is a big disappointment other then good quality picture and one hot girl on girl scene other than that i woulda rather spent my $43 on a Bronx whore...STD's and all. MMMMM

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Briana Loves Jenna is THHEEE BEST JENNA MOVIE!!!!

She fucks briana banks in the ass with a strap on!!

Mucho Hot Lesbian action! As well as the Guy/Girl but gimmie the Girl/Girl scenes!

Kobe Tai Loves Jenna Comes out this Month I believe, it may even be out already!

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Originally posted by mattm2o

Briana Loves Jenna is THHEEE BEST JENNA MOVIE!!!!

She fucks briana banks in the ass with a strap on!!

Mucho Hot Lesbian action! As well as the Guy/Girl but gimmie the Girl/Girl scenes!

Kobe Tai Loves Jenna Comes out this Month I believe, it may even be out already!

1)haha nice avatar i never noticed

2)I saw Underworld live in october and when they fuckin played 2 months off...it was incredible..i like the house remix...danny has being throwin it down and at arc bout 4 weeks ago when i was there he played and i went nuts...karl hyde's voice is fuckin pure.

3)i think i saw that brianna one in 11th grade

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Originally posted by quoth

...though a bit unsanitary to see jenna holdin onto a public bathroom toilet seat one minute..then the next minute lubing up her fingers in her mouth and putting them in her pussy...WTF BITCH EVER HEARD OF LYSOL???...

all of a sudden we're concerned about health in porn :confused: :confused: :confused: ?

:rofl: !!!

and $43 is ridiculous. why didn't you rent it first?

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Originally posted by weyes

and $43 is ridiculous. why didn't you rent it first?

who the fuck rents porn besides gabo?? :confused:

I'm not addicted to porn enough to rent it....gettin a good flick for yer money's worth here and there is fine..and thats what i did...cept am disappointed.

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