sexxyme Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Work vs. Prison Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear . . . IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day. AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet. AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required. AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK . . . they are called managers. So . . . why is it again that we work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Don't forget.................conjugal visits in prison too, my office damn sure doesn't have any of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by ou812 Don't forget.................conjugal visits in prison too, my office damn sure doesn't have any of those. exactly what i was thinking 42% of americans have sex on the job58% of americans say they need to get a diffrent job:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by ou812 Don't forget.................conjugal visits in prison too, my office damn sure doesn't have any of those. Very true..good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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