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Work vs. Prison

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.

AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all

the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.

AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.

AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and

then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

So . . . why is it again that we work?

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Originally posted by ou812

Don't forget.................conjugal visits in prison too, my office damn sure doesn't have any of those.

exactly what i was thinking :aright:

42% of americans have sex on the job

58% of americans say they need to get a diffrent job:laugh:

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