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You Know You Are A True Italian If........

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1.YOUR MOTHER GOT A MUSTACHE

2.ALL THE MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY DIDNT FAMILY DIDN'T FINISH COLLEGE

3.AT LEAST ONE MALE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY DOES CONSTRUCTION

4.EVERYONE UNDER 5 FOOT 8 TAKES STEROIDS TO MAKE UP FOR THEIR HEIGHT INSECURITIES

5.YOU HAVE THAT ANNOYING ACCENT:

MY MOTHA BOUGHT ME AND SAL SUM CAWFEE

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Originally posted by pointguard21

1.YOUR MOTHER GOT A MUSTACHE

2.ALL THE MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY DIDNT FAMILY DIDN'T FINISH COLLEGE

3.AT LEAST ONE MALE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY DOES CONSTRUCTION

4.EVERYONE UNDER 5 FOOT 8 TAKES STEROIDS TO MAKE UP FOR THEIR HEIGHT INSECURITIES

5.YOU HAVE THAT ANNOYING ACCENT:

MY MOTHA BOUGHT ME AND SAL SUM CAWFEE

you're a god damn fool. Get a life

:bigfinge::2guns:

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i always find it funny that the people who get angry t he most over jokes like this are Italians.

Crack jokes about jews, puertoricans, asians, russians and irish and most people will laugh it off. Italians won't.

apparently joking about Jersey is a sin too.

more hair grease anyone?

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Originally posted by cintron

i always find it funny that the people who get angry t he most over jokes like this are Italians.

Crack jokes about jews, puertoricans, asians, russians and irish and most people will laugh it off. Italians won't.

apparently joking about Jersey is a sin too.

more hair grease anyone?

hmm good idea to take the other comment out, it was quite harsh.. Your always quite the charmer..

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Originally posted by girly

hmm good idea to take the other comment out, it was quite harsh.. Your always quite the charmer..

i figured i'd save it till later.

and thank you. I am fucking charming, aren't I?

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Originally posted by apotheosis

you can check out the Ru$$ian thread, see how quickly any jokes turn into somewhat drama lol [/quote

True...that's why maybe those "You know you're a guido/redneck/whatever" lists are best left to chain emails...

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