laurie619 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by roddigga so you'll enjoy opening up presents and me throwing my wrapping paper at you and calling you hostess cake names??? your in!!!, cool!!!, hey guys we got one!!!!, you actually don't have to be married!!!!do you enjoy singing along to the chipmunks??and miss #26 bring the twister to room 112 in the ramada!!! HOLLAand eric, stop your bitchen, mr.deeds got the room for all of us!!! Wahooooo I can't wait...what else should I add to the list besides twister, and the chipmunks Acappella.... Can't wait until I hear what you can do with that to :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 This thread makes me wanna puke!!!Dave, we shall light a candle in your memory...Another fallen soldier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by luvle02 SINGLE houseWIFE?????? How can that be? compare it to this:"see that girl over there, yeah her""what about her?""she's bangin""bro, what are you thinking, SHE'S PRETTY UGLY"it's like one of those oxymoron things we learn as kids, why are you a horny housewife?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus This thread makes me wanna puke!!!Dave, we shall light a candle in your memory...Another fallen soldier... Who are you kidding your next Mr. I will have you in my kitchen frying chicken cutlets before you can say "Stardust Im home" joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 I would cook, clean, wash and just about do any manual chore to keep my little Star Princess happy....Sorry Rod....I am under her spell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 IT'S OK YOUNG JEDI, YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR SINGLE HORNY HOUSEWIFE.............IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON GO FOR THE COOKIE, GO FOR THE COOKIE BUDDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus This thread makes me wanna puke!!!Dave, we shall light a candle in your memory...Another fallen soldier... Thanks for the candle riggs.....I will send you a cookie cutter for when you and stardo bake your cookies......trust me son....I have a gut feeling you will be falling soon to.....just a hunch.....also....rumor has it that you talk a lot of smack about going to the gym and never back it up......just a rumor from the winds of morristown......peace bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Hey Bro, wazzup!?!?!??I thought you and Laurie were starting that joint account today??I was waitin to hear from ya, but didnt know it was you....I was expecting to hear from LaurieandDave4Evva!!!Yeah, I took one day off....That doesnt mean I donated my pins and juice supplies to the Human Foundation.....There is enough shit in my system to overcome day off here and there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Hey Bro, wazzup!?!?!??I thought you and Laurie were starting that joint account today??I was waitin to hear from ya, but didnt know it was you....I was expecting to hear from LaurieandDave4Evva!!!Yeah, I took one day off....That doesnt mean I donated my pins and juice supplies to the Human Foundation.....There is enough shit in my system to overcome day off here and there... HEY IT'S THE SFSNUGGLE BUNNIES, GET IT RIGHT........AND HEY ARE YOU DONDEIZEL, OH MY GOD IT'S SOOO GOOOD TOO MEET YOU TOO, I WANT TO GET TO KNOW ALL CP MEMBERS AND HAVE THEM SIGN MY ASS AT HAPPY HOURI AM A CP NUT AND I WANT EVERYONE TO BE MY FRIEND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 That is a big ass to sign.....I might need spray paint for this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by dondiezel26 That is a big ass to sign.....I might need spray paint for this one WHAT EVER IT TAKES DUDE, BUT IT'S SOO COOL TO MEET ALL OF YOU ESPECIALLY YOU AND SHORTBUSI'LL EVEN LET YOU GET A REACH AROUND AND TATOO MY NUTS ALSO, YOU KNOW WHY??? B/C I AM A CP FREAK, I CALLED ALL THE CLUB OWNERS I KNOW TO HAVE SPECIAL ROOMS JUST FOR US, CHEER HORAYYY..... AND I WILL LET ALL CP MEMBER TATOO MY NUTS I AM OLD SKOOL, SO GLAD TO MEET ALL OF YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 go to www.milfhunter.com for the hot horny housewives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Rod...I was thinking we should put a CP Cheerleading Squad together....Along with myself, you, Dave, Ericone and JustinJames, we can donn the pom poms and freshest uniforms (rainbow colored skirts and sweaters with the CP logo on them) at the popular clubs, and cheer on all the newbies and CP's most ellite members as they pass thru the golden arches to the CP VIP section of the chosen club....PM me with some ideas and possibly board nominations...Remember, I am short one finger and three toe's from that weed eating accident this summer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 ONCE AGAIN "GREAT WHITE HYPE", I OWE YA BUDDY!!!!I'LL GET YA NICE CLIP ON FOR X-MAS THAT YOU CAN SPORT ON NYE!!! THANKS PALHOLD MY HEADPHONES WHILE I GIVE YA A BIG HUG!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Hype...time for an new sig bro...Lets see some of that creativity and humor.....I need a good laugh today.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Excellent idea shortbus.....can we give them all goodie bags on the way out also....maybe we should start up a cp cab service and late night bedtime stories and tuck-ins.......dont want anyone of our members losing beauty sleep...........also, roddigga....if you are looking for some mid-day porn over at PaineWebber....check out www.captainstabbin.com.........and tell them the captain sent ya!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 shortbus i will see what i can dorod, i am goin to take my tie and ring it around your neck and drag you through a patch of yellow snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Ummmm...I'm no housewifeBut i'll take a horny househubby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 I had some really good ideas last night while I was up countin fan rotations at one of my girlies apt's last night...Mochi, the Country Home fan will definately pull 740 rotations per min on the high settings, no need to look into a warrenty claim... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by thehype shortbus i will see what i can dorod, i am goin to take my tie and ring it around your neck and drag you through a patch of yellow snow WHOA, WHOA, WHAO, SHORTBUS SLAM ON THE BREAKS FOR A SECOND AND BACK UP!!!WE GOTTA ANOTHER ONE HERE, A SH!T TALKER.......OH BOYEEE HYPE, YOUR GONNA LOVE WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU PAL!!!! HE HE HE HE!!!!!SEE YA OUT PAL AND BRING THE TIE YOU WERE GONNA USE TO DRAB ME ACROSS THE SNOW CAUSE I'M SURE ME AND THE BUS CAN USE IT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I had some really good ideas last night while I was up countin fan rotations at one of my girlies apt's last night...Mochi, the Country Home fan will definately pull 740 rotations per min on the high settings, no need to look into a warrenty claim... wtf are you on today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 HOW ABOUT CHANGING THE THREAD TO:LATINA WOMAN IN HER PRIME READY AT ANY TIME!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 woooooooooooHype bro, go easy on Rodigga....He is really Little Red Riding Hood disguised as a meathead...Didnt you see his picnic basket at Metro, while he was trotting around the backbar????He is a tender chicken, and is easily intimidated by the larger sized men of CP.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Tina kept me up all night......I took about 8 tylenol PM and sniffed a tylenol cold/sinus to try and put me out while clearing my sinuses.....I am completely batty this morning....Wanna Bang???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Tina kept me up all night......I took about 8 tylenol PM and sniffed a tylenol cold/sinus to try and put me out while clearing my sinuses.....I am completely batty this morning....Wanna Bang???? bad bad Bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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