dondiezel26 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 57 posts away.....big day in the land of the shortbus.....all should be prepared for the explosion that could possibly take place this afternoon......all we need is a few newbies to ask dumb questions like....how do you get into clubs for free.......or.......do escort services charge money.....or......are strip clubs worth going to?......than the shortbus will be on a roll to 1000!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 YEAHH, YIPPEEEEE............THIS GOES OUT TO VETERANS AND NEWBIES LETS ALL POST GAY, STUPID QUESTIONS, AND CRYING POSTS LIKE.............."I AM GAY AND I LOST MY GIRL TO A GANG OUT MEATHEAD, PROTEIN DRINKING, CRACKHEAD, CLUBHEADS WHAT SHOULD I DO?" SO SHORTBUS CAN RIP INTO YOU!!!! COME ON DWEEBS I'M SURE SOMEONE OUT THEIR CAN COME UP W/ A CORNY ASS POST SO SHORTBUS CAN GET TO THIS PINACLE......WE PLAN ON HAVING A "HORNY HOUSEWIVES" PARTY FOR THE BUS...............PM DONDEIZEL FOR GUESTLIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 There will be a slight change on the guestlist for the horny housewives party Digga...I will PM the up to date list...Apparantly not all the MILF's enjoy the shocker, as we previously were informed by ericone...Lisa will not be attending the party.....sniff..sniff...I've never seen a grown woman over 50 run so fast!!!She left her cane and geritol bottle on my hopechest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 hey numnuts, i'm so proud of you.soon you'll be able to hang with the big girls.listen, as soon as you reach 1000 posts, we'll celebrate with mr. black long dong and i promise, no astroglide this time so you can feel like a real man handling some real pain.*smoochies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by roddigga YEAHH, YIPPEEEEE............THIS GOES OUT TO VETERANS AND NEWBIES LETS ALL POST GAY, STUPID QUESTIONS, AND CRYING POSTS LIKE.............."I AM GAY AND I LOST MY GIRL TO A GANG OUT MEATHEAD, PROTEIN DRINKING, CRACKHEAD, CLUBHEADS WHAT SHOULD I DO?" SO SHORTBUS CAN RIP INTO YOU!!!! COME ON DWEEBS I'M SURE SOMEONE OUT THEIR CAN COME UP W/ A CORNY ASS POST SO SHORTBUS CAN GET TO THIS PINACLE......WE PLAN ON HAVING A "HORNY HOUSEWIVES" PARTY FOR THE BUS...............PM DONDEIZEL FOR GUESTLIST :laugh: YOU ARE TOO FUNNY ROD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Mochi, you are going to get the dry shocker if you dont learn to bite that fresh tongue of yours....lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Laurie sweety....How is that sexy body!??!?!?I was upset to see hear you were seein someone.... I know I am a crackhead, but I was hopin to get a shot at the title sometime.....Somewhat relieved when I heard it was Dave...He has one of the biggest crackhead hearts a girl could hope for.......Hope you find true happiness with one of my boyzzzzz.....How bout your sister??????Would she ever consider???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Mochi, you are going to get the dry shocker if you dont learn to bite that fresh tongue of yours....lol... pls stop with the dirty talk, i'm at work, you're turning me on btw booboo, i think i like playing here more, there's more verbal abuse... teach me oh grand one how to be a true jackass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Laurie sweety....How is that sexy body!??!?!?I was upset to see hear you were seein someone.... I know I am a crackhead, but I was hopin to get a shot at the title sometime.....Somewhat relieved when I heard it was Dave...He has one of the biggest crackhead hearts a girl could hope for.......Hope you find true happiness with one of my boyzzzzz.....How bout your sister??????Would she ever consider???? Hey babe. . .how are ya? I'm glad I have your consent to see one of your "boyz"! Umm. . . .my sister she is a tough one, but I know she has no one to turn too for a NYE kiss (besides me) Oh and roddigga thanks for your words of wisdom they mean alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Dont let our appearance fool ya Laurie...Even though we all have severe drug problems and have been labled scumbags, we really do have big hearts and take care of the little family....You are officially welcomed into the group, and can find shelter/protection under our wide lats....Tell your sister I will save her a big kiss and meathead hug for her on NYE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Laurie sweety....How is that sexy body!??!?!?I was upset to see hear you were seein someone.... I know I am a crackhead, but I was hopin to get a shot at the title sometime.....Somewhat relieved when I heard it was Dave...He has one of the biggest crackhead hearts a girl could hope for.......Hope you find true happiness with one of my boyzzzzz.....How bout your sister??????Would she ever consider???? Does that mean riggs would be joining in on baking cookies and the wednesday night tupperware party.......maybe we can all go feed the ducks by the pond and play couples hopscotch.....that would be swell......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 shortbus......38 more posts bro.....I want this done by lunchtime........where you frequently attend feast at the local animal shelter....consisting of stray Kats and Bulls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Dont let our appearance fool ya Laurie...Even though we all have severe drug problems and have been labled scumbags, we really do have big hearts and take care of the little family....You are officially welcomed into the group, and can find shelter/protection under our wide lats....Tell your sister I will save her a big kiss and meathead hug for her on NYE... you guys are too much. . .I’m not that type to go and judge people dont worry plus my davy filled me in about all of you boyzz Aaanway, since I'm officially welcome does that mean we can throw a P-A-R-T-Y?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by laurie619 you guys are too much. . .I’m not that type to go and judge people dont worry plus my davy filled me in about all of you boyzz Aaanway, since I'm officially welcome does that mean we can throw a P-A-R-T-Y?!?!?! WE DON'T THROW PARTY'S WE JUST THROW HELPLESS LITTLE PEOPLE OUT OF CLUBS WHEN THEY GET OUT OF LINE................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by roddigga WE DON'T THROW PARTY'S WE JUST THROW HELPLESS LITTLE PEOPLE OUT OF CLUBS WHEN THEY GET OUT OF LINE................. WAHOOOO. . .MAKE SURE I'M THERE TO SEE THAT. :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 We will be hosting a welcoming party for you into the krew on Friday at Metro....You and dave will come in to Metro via the balloon arches, and run thru the meathead tunnel while holding hands and receiving hearty ass slaps as you pass by.....The ceremony will be directly followed by our Grandfather member Tempkid's arrival... Myself and Digga will wheel him in via wheelchair provided by the Hunterdon County Hospital...A formal introduction will be done by myself, followed by a few words from our chosen leader...Closing comments will be made by Digga and Ericone... while they announce the list of newbie's to be hand tossed back onto the street.....After that the table o drugs will be wheeled out for all to enjoy, as the jam master J spins some evil beats and we all begin to bugout and party the night away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 That might interfere with my usual friday night routine of visiting the elderly and reading a story, followed by a skip through the park, capped off with soda pop at the local pizza hangout!!!!!......why not.......giddeup fawken metro......we will be attending and look forward to the ceremony.........can we have chickenfights and wheelbarrel races inside the club!!!!! Meatheads versus newbies!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 You have some imagination shortbus... I just LUV running through tunnels how did ya know...looking forward to running through a "meathead tunnel" Do ya hear that Davy. . .looks like we have no choice but to hit up METRO FRI* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 I am trying to build up a following here... not extinguish potential krew members...I like your idea though... test of manhood/fighting skills....I will pick one meathead to go against all the newbies...They at least one or two may crawl away and survive the match... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I am trying to build up a following here... not extinguish potential krew members...I like your idea though... test of manhood/fighting skills....I will pick one meathead to go against all the newbies...They at least one or two may crawl away and survive the match... OK. . .So what are the qualifications, and why does it have to be a "meathead" can't it be a gal??? After all, we are stronger then you boyz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Dave has obviously not unleashed the beast as we say...You have no idea how weak you ladies are until you are hogtied and handcuffed to one of our beds....hee hee....I will talk to the board... we have been looking for a strong woman to bring on the team... under the title of Meatybeaver...We will convene this weekend and get back to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I will talk to the board... we have been looking for a strong woman to bring on the team... under the title of Meatybeaver...We will convene this weekend and get back to you... i wanna put my name in on the shortlist bitchface.my test ragin' ass will fit right in with you buncha sissy name callers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 You are one of the candidates Mochi...You sweet charm and 18" arm is very to our liking...Too bad you lost the second one to that farm accident...The cow will never be the same... nor will you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by m0chi69 i wanna put my name in on the shortlist bitchface.my test ragin' ass will fit right in with you buncha sissy name callers Don't worry if we dont make it. . We'll just start our own little Krew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 what's going on around here? i've actually been working the past few days. newbies are acting up? is this the dilemma?digga, bus, somebody fill me in. what needs to be taken care of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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