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57 posts away.....big day in the land of the shortbus.....all should be prepared for the explosion that could possibly take place this afternoon......all we need is a few newbies to ask dumb questions like....how do you get into clubs for free.......or.......do escort services charge money.....or......are strip clubs worth going to?......than the shortbus will be on a roll to 1000!!!

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YEAHH, YIPPEEEEE............THIS GOES OUT TO VETERANS AND NEWBIES LETS ALL POST GAY, STUPID QUESTIONS, AND CRYING POSTS LIKE.............."I AM GAY AND I LOST MY GIRL TO A GANG OUT MEATHEAD, PROTEIN DRINKING, CRACKHEAD, CLUBHEADS WHAT SHOULD I DO?" SO SHORTBUS CAN RIP INTO YOU!!!! COME ON DWEEBS I'M SURE SOMEONE OUT THEIR CAN COME UP W/ A CORNY ASS POST SO SHORTBUS CAN GET TO THIS PINACLE......

WE PLAN ON HAVING A "HORNY HOUSEWIVES" PARTY FOR THE BUS...............PM DONDEIZEL FOR GUESTLIST

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There will be a slight change on the guestlist for the horny housewives party Digga...

I will PM the up to date list...

Apparantly not all the MILF's enjoy the shocker, as we previously were informed by ericone...

Lisa will not be attending the party.....

sniff..sniff...

I've never seen a grown woman over 50 run so fast!!!

She left her cane and geritol bottle on my hopechest...

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hey numnuts, i'm so proud of you.

soon you'll be able to hang with the big girls.

listen, as soon as you reach 1000 posts, we'll celebrate with mr. black long dong and i promise, no astroglide this time so you can feel like a real man handling some real pain.

*smoochies*

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Originally posted by roddigga

YEAHH, YIPPEEEEE............THIS GOES OUT TO VETERANS AND NEWBIES LETS ALL POST GAY, STUPID QUESTIONS, AND CRYING POSTS LIKE.............."I AM GAY AND I LOST MY GIRL TO A GANG OUT MEATHEAD, PROTEIN DRINKING, CRACKHEAD, CLUBHEADS WHAT SHOULD I DO?" SO SHORTBUS CAN RIP INTO YOU!!!! COME ON DWEEBS I'M SURE SOMEONE OUT THEIR CAN COME UP W/ A CORNY ASS POST SO SHORTBUS CAN GET TO THIS PINACLE......

WE PLAN ON HAVING A "HORNY HOUSEWIVES" PARTY FOR THE BUS...............PM DONDEIZEL FOR GUESTLIST

:laugh: :laugh: YOU ARE TOO FUNNY ROD

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Laurie sweety....

How is that sexy body!??!?!?

I was upset to see hear you were seein someone.... I know I am a crackhead, but I was hopin to get a shot at the title sometime.....

Somewhat relieved when I heard it was Dave...

He has one of the biggest crackhead hearts a girl could hope for.......

Hope you find true happiness with one of my boyzzzzz.....

How bout your sister??????

Would she ever consider????

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

Mochi, you are going to get the dry shocker if you dont learn to bite that fresh tongue of yours....

lol...

pls stop with the dirty talk, i'm at work, you're turning me on :D

btw booboo, i think i like playing here more, there's more verbal abuse... teach me oh grand one how to be a true jackass.

:laugh:

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

Laurie sweety....

How is that sexy body!??!?!?

I was upset to see hear you were seein someone.... I know I am a crackhead, but I was hopin to get a shot at the title sometime.....

Somewhat relieved when I heard it was Dave...

He has one of the biggest crackhead hearts a girl could hope for.......

Hope you find true happiness with one of my boyzzzzz.....

How bout your sister??????

Would she ever consider????

Hey babe. . .how are ya? I'm glad I have your consent to see one of your "boyz"! Umm. . . .my sister she is a tough one, but I know she has no one to turn too for a NYE kiss (besides me) :D

Oh and roddigga thanks for your words of wisdom they mean alot ;)

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Dont let our appearance fool ya Laurie...

Even though we all have severe drug problems and have been labled scumbags, we really do have big hearts and take care of the little family....

You are officially welcomed into the group, and can find shelter/protection under our wide lats....

Tell your sister I will save her a big kiss and meathead hug for her on NYE...

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

Laurie sweety....

How is that sexy body!??!?!?

I was upset to see hear you were seein someone.... I know I am a crackhead, but I was hopin to get a shot at the title sometime.....

Somewhat relieved when I heard it was Dave...

He has one of the biggest crackhead hearts a girl could hope for.......

Hope you find true happiness with one of my boyzzzzz.....

How bout your sister??????

Would she ever consider????

Does that mean riggs would be joining in on baking cookies and the wednesday night tupperware party.......maybe we can all go feed the ducks by the pond and play couples hopscotch.....that would be swell.........:laugh::D

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

Dont let our appearance fool ya Laurie...

Even though we all have severe drug problems and have been labled scumbags, we really do have big hearts and take care of the little family....

You are officially welcomed into the group, and can find shelter/protection under our wide lats....

Tell your sister I will save her a big kiss and meathead hug for her on NYE...

:laugh: you guys are too much. . .I’m not that type to go and judge people dont worry plus my davy filled me in about all of you boyzz ;) Aaanway, since I'm officially welcome does that mean we can throw a P-A-R-T-Y?!?!?! :tongue:

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Originally posted by laurie619

:laugh: you guys are too much. . .I’m not that type to go and judge people dont worry plus my davy filled me in about all of you boyzz ;) Aaanway, since I'm officially welcome does that mean we can throw a P-A-R-T-Y?!?!?! :tongue:

WE DON'T THROW PARTY'S WE JUST THROW HELPLESS LITTLE PEOPLE OUT OF CLUBS WHEN THEY GET OUT OF LINE.................

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We will be hosting a welcoming party for you into the krew on Friday at Metro....

You and dave will come in to Metro via the balloon arches, and run thru the meathead tunnel while holding hands and receiving hearty ass slaps as you pass by.....

The ceremony will be directly followed by our Grandfather member Tempkid's arrival... Myself and Digga will wheel him in via wheelchair provided by the Hunterdon County Hospital...

A formal introduction will be done by myself, followed by a few words from our chosen leader...

Closing comments will be made by Digga and Ericone... while they announce the list of newbie's to be hand tossed back onto the street.....

After that the table o drugs will be wheeled out for all to enjoy, as the jam master J spins some evil beats and we all begin to bugout and party the night away...

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That might interfere with my usual friday night routine of visiting the elderly and reading a story, followed by a skip through the park, capped off with soda pop at the local pizza hangout!!!!!......why not.......giddeup fawken metro......we will be attending and look forward to the ceremony.........can we have chickenfights and wheelbarrel races inside the club!!!!! Meatheads versus newbies!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

I am trying to build up a following here... not extinguish potential krew members...

I like your idea though... test of manhood/fighting skills....

I will pick one meathead to go against all the newbies...

They at least one or two may crawl away and survive the match...

OK. . .So what are the qualifications, and why does it have to be a "meathead" can't it be a gal??? After all, we are stronger then you boyz. :tongue:

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Dave has obviously not unleashed the beast as we say...

You have no idea how weak you ladies are until you are hogtied and handcuffed to one of our beds....

hee hee....

I will talk to the board... we have been looking for a strong woman to bring on the team... under the title of Meatybeaver...

We will convene this weekend and get back to you...

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

I will talk to the board... we have been looking for a strong woman to bring on the team... under the title of Meatybeaver...

We will convene this weekend and get back to you...

i wanna put my name in on the shortlist bitchface.

my test ragin' ass will fit right in with you buncha sissy name callers :laugh:

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