ericone Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 As self-declared "RdntheShortBus to 1000 and Beyond" Thread Coordinator, I would like to request that riggs drop his thousandth post in this thread. It is a great way to congratulate him and bring attention to his achievement while also bringing attention to myself!! Good day Riggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by ericone As self-declared "RdntheShortBus to 1000 and Beyong" Thread Coordinator, I would like to request that riggs drop his thousandth post in this thread. It is a great way to congratulate him and bring attention to his achievement while also bringing attention to myself!! Good day Riggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Very nice idea Ericone... you are officially welcomed to pick a booty from my booty list to take you home tonight....I have the wild ones highlighted in yellow, necrophiliacs in red, and nympho Milfs in green... Take your pic....Goerge....I like the participation, but what did I tell ya about the pic responses....At this rate, you are going to be watching re-runs of the Partridge Family on that broken down 9" of yours....Put some effort into it....You are going to end up being classified with that newbie "Hump" that always replies with a smiley face, jonnyquest.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Goerge....I like the participation, but what did I tell ya about the pic responses....At this rate, you are going to be watching re-runs of the Partridge Family on that broken down 9" of yours....Put some effort into it....You are going to end up being classified with that newbie "Hump" that always replies with a smiley face, jonnyquest.... Yes sir, I'll work on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Very nice idea Ericone... you are officially welcomed to pick a booty from my booty list to take you home tonight....I have the wild ones highlighted in yellow, necrophiliacs in red, and nympho Milfs in green... Take your pic....Goerge....I like the participation, but what did I tell ya about the pic responses....At this rate, you are going to be watching re-runs of the Partridge Family on that broken down 9" of yours....Put some effort into it....You are going to end up being classified with that newbie "Hump" that always replies with a smiley face, jonnyquest.... Come on beefcake !!!! Keep postin...I have a special smiley for ya when ya hit 1000! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Shortbus gets the "special double dose anniversary drug kit with assorted chemicals and inhalements"........just dont shoot your eye out kid!!!!!.......also, a free foreign baloney pony ride from hot 22s!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 its so funny, we get all excited over a 1000 posts...its like when they get 1000 homeruns in baseball or something...almost there shortbus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Once I pass the 1000th mark there are going to be some changes around here....There will be two denominations on the board... those I will respond to, and those I will not....Anyone guy who is not on my "A" list, any girl who is not on my "booty list", will be required to speak to me via one of my secrateries....No direct forms of communication will be allowed.My good brother Rodigga, and his assistant Dondeizel will be screening all calls and fan mail before placed at my desk for viewing.This is only to help weed out the junk mail which can bog a Bus down, and keep him from his true fans.....As far as needless threats and wanting a shot at the title of CP Craziest Member... you will have to refer to my guard at arms, Ericone....Ericone will single handedly offer hearty CP bitch slaps to the fez of anyone who feels they are tougher or crazier than I....If by chance you impress Ericone with your skills, a request will be put in for a meeting with myself and the council... then we shall decide if you will have the honor of me kicking your weak, scrawny ass....All other decisions/requests will be handled directly by my VP Schlonger, and his assistant Dogekid. They will handle all financial issues, and be in charge of all the social events. As for now... My reign will be taken solely... by myself... as I have not yet found a queen to rule alongside me... plenty of prospective Bus Hooka's on the list... but I have yet to find one who can match my level of insanity, lust for violence and confrontation, and one that can stand up to the pornsexlike nightlife I have come to enjoy.I would like to thank all who have helped me to this point... and I spit on those who told me it could not be done.... There is nothing I cannot do once I put what little bit of my mind is left, to it....A new era has begun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dondiezel26 Shortbus gets the "special double dose anniversary drug kit with assorted chemicals and inhalements"........just dont shoot your eye out kid!!!!!.......also, a free foreign baloney pony ride from hot 22s!!!!! we got someoe who can possibly break a 100 in this post also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Once I pass the 1000th mark there are going to be some changes around here....There will be two denominations on the board... those I will respond to, and those I will not....Anyone guy who is not on my "A" list, any girl who is not on my "booty list", will be required to speak to me via one of my secrateries....No direct forms of communication will be allowed.A new era has begun.... Ummm..you will speak to me DIRECTLY regardless of wether or not I am on your "booty list" or i will bash your fucken brains in with a pipe! your my BIATCH...remember that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 :laugh: it aint no fun if the homies cant have none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 I may just have to put my head down and sleep for three days after hitting 1000... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Hunnie...You should be comfortable with where you stand on my list....I may not yet have blessed you with my freakydeaky style....But you will always have a special place in my heart as a true equal in the art of insanity....You pack one helluva punch too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roddigga Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 WILL SOME LITTLE HERB PLS MAKE A COMENT ABOUT THE BUS SO HE CAN REPLY ALREADY, HEY MIKEY CHIME IN PAL, SO WE CAN ALL TAKE A BITE..........EVEN BETTER, JESUS, ENTERTAIN US W/ YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM DOC AND TELL US ALL HOW YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rdntheshortbus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 That was a great Christmas gift Dave..thanks so much!!It came with a complementary "I eat Glue.." Tshirt...Very nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 1...... :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 I will use by 100th post to congratulate mr. shortbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by ericone 1...... :eek: look @ how excited you are!!! You gonna have an orgasm when he hits it???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 OH COME ON GAYCOSTA2, SAY SOMETHING YOU FLAMER GET THE BUS GOING SO HE CAN GIVE IS A CLASSIC ASS WHOOPIN, CRACKHEAD TALKIN, MEATHEAD POST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by roddigga OH COME ON GAYCOSTA2, SAY SOMETHING YOU FLAMER GET THE BUS GOING SO HE CAN GIVE IS A CLASSIC ASS WHOOPIN, CRACKHEAD TALKIN, MEATHEAD THREAD, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 The anticipation is killing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 The anticipation is killing me Ha ha ....me too Come on already dammit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 its lunch time, he's feeding on bull carcasses dipped in whey protein tartar sauce...any minute now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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