dirtysanchez Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Do tell people, any gossip that happened last night? Boyfriends girlfriends?? Talk it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Yo- your name-dirty sanchez is really funny!The other day-I was fucking with my friend--I was picking my nose and she said it was gross--so i wiped my finger across her upper lip and named thisTHE Dirty Nelson!what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysanchez Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Thats the greatest thing ever bro...especially cuz shes a chick!!!...Next time give her a "chicken cutlet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahowudoin Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Yo Dirty Hernandez or whatever your name is.....why don't you try respecting women and quit talking about these nasty sex acts...schmuck. By the way you forgot the all-time classic....the "Jelly Donut"....One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysanchez Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Another gr8 one is a swift donkey punch to keep the bizzo in line...you can also follow this up with a jelly donut..causing a 2 for 1 special. Any questions...inquire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by dirtysanchez Do tell people, any gossip that happened last night? Boyfriends girlfriends?? Talk it up greatest gossip (outside of cp of course) is that liza minelli got to the stage without shoes -- that's being really absent-minded or..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 I heard drocotgon is really from Pluto and was raised by a dutch fisherman who had a penchant for donkey pucnching nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 Originally posted by dirtysanchez Another gr8 one is a swift donkey punch to keep the bizzo in line...you can also follow this up with a jelly donut..causing a 2 for 1 special. Any questions...inquire... I said it before and i'll say it again....you are one sick puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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