xj8mike Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by laurie619 All this nonsense is going to stop right now, or I'm going to lose it :mad: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH THE ONLY THING THAT IS GOIN 2 STOP IS U FUCKIN HIS BOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 You dont even know how to TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 You dont even know how to TALK to a lady kid....No wonder you are so upset and got left high and dry!!!I pity you...and turn your caps button off....your screachy high pitched voice is startin to give me a headache.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 THIS MAKES ME LAUGH WAY TO MUCH, I HAD TO BRING IT BACK TO THE 1ST PG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djsickl Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I am new here, so i don't mean to but in But is anyone takin odds that this kid will show up Might as well gamble on the fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 CP is up in arms over this one!!!I myelf am not sure how to handle all this....I warned Xj8 to READ THE FINE PRINT, before signing off on the operation contract....Erectile Disfunction is a serious problem...The poor guy really did try to take the plunge... could you imagine, living your life with an acorn for a penis... never being able to please a woman... what kinda of trauma that would cause within.....His once so popular nickname of "Squirell," has now been changed to the title of "DeadSquirrelwrappedinplastic," the inner torment must be killin the kid....Laurie was quoted to say... "I told him that size is no matter... even though it really is.... I found happiness in the arms of another man, just didnt know how to tell him... before I could really help him he went out and tried this silly operation.... what was he thinking... you cannot get blood from a stone... if the acorn would not stand up to the beating, why would he think a 12" corndog would???"Family members and friends refused to comment on the issue...Xj8 was only quoted to say.. "It was starting to get hard... it was starting to get hard.... gimmie the goat back!!!!"The CP family is having a meeting this evening to decide how we should handle the situation.... donations to the "wanna stiffy" fund have been made... now we are just trying to find counsel for Xj and his family... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 I just choked on my protein bar reading my own reply....I can just picture Laurie standing in front of Channel 3's live camara, sputtering off the quote....FOMCLMFAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I just choked on my protein bar reading my own reply....I can just picture Laurie standing in front of Channel 3's live camara, sputtering off the quote....FOMCLMFAO!!!!! WHAT THE DOES "FOMC" mean..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Its times like these that I wish I knew all these people just so I could see who the fuck everyone is talking about. So this guy xjpn whatever is going to have his testicles relocated. Can someone film this and post it. Also, can I have his internal organs when you guys are done, the ongoing rate for a liver in Guatemalla is 5,000,ooo pesos. I might have to actually make an one night special appearance to see this happen--when and where will this take place---maybee i can even get a kick or punch in.I am Ballbag FET--Universal teabag distributor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by droctogon Its times like these that I wish I knew all these people just so I could see who the fuck everyone is talking about. So this guy xjpn whatever is going to have his testicles relocated. Can someone film this and post it. Also, can I have his internal organs when you guys are done, the ongoing rate for a liver in Guatemalla is 5,000,ooo pesos. I might have to actually make an one night special appearance to see this happen--when and where will this take place---maybee i can even get a kick or punch in.I am Ballbag FET--Universal teabag distributor! DEAR. DOC,I SEE YOU TOO HAVE A SICK AND TWISTED MIND AND I LIKE YOUR THAUGHT PROCESS AND USE OF RAW WORDS...........AS YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE SCENERIO HAS TURNED INTO A HUGE MAIN EVENT. THOUGH HE HAS REFERRED ME AND OUR CREW OF HENCHMAN AS CRACK HEAD JUICE HEADS NUMEROUS TIMES, WE PRETTY MUCH TAKE HE'S BLOWS AND BRUSH THEM OFF.........WE DO NOT WANT THIS TO ESCELATE INTO ANYTHING FURTHER AND TO BRING ANY MORE PEOPLE INTO THE DRAMA............THOUGH KEEP IN MIND, WHEN RICHIE DROPS THAT HEAVY BASE AND THE CROWD BREAKS OUT THE JERZEEE STOMP, THAT WILL BE YOUR CHANCE TO DROP THE BOWS ON HIS WITHERING BODY!!!HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 gotcha-pm--tell me when and where--Ill bring some bumps of momas famous-medicinal k--bumps around the horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 fell off my chairfuckin laughinmy assoff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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