ghhhhhost Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 ok..leme try this...everyone add a sentence..make sure it goes with the old version..sorta like GlowGirls 12 days of Xmas style...ill start it off @ the bottomheres the original if it helps...'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;The children were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flash,Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,With a little old driver, so lively and quick,I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas tooAnd then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roofThe prancing and pawing of each little hoof.As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;He had a broad face and a little round belly,That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,And laying his finger aside of his nose,And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!" ________________________________________________'Twas the club-night before XMAS...and the DJ was spinnin deep house....not a soul was standing around...not even a mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 they were jumping and dancing all over the placeevery soul in the room with a smile on his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 every girls on ecstacy and will soon be bare...better bet your ass if theres naked chics Ill be there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Originally posted by weyes they were jumping and dancing all over the placeevery soul in the room with a smile on his face you kinda have to follow the original for this to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Originally posted by dgmodel you kinda have to follow the original for this to work... don't challenge my knowledge of the night before christmas, buddy; i've been forced to listen to that obnoxious rhyme every year of my life.i understand that, in the original, the place is empty, but this thread was started with a dj spinning, so that premise was already spoiled. i just added to the party . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 The ravers were dancing, feelin flow in their Keds,while visions of ethereal images danced in their heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 o, i see, dg, you wanted me to keep the same rhymes. i thought keeping the rhyme scheme was enough. 'k, i'm with the program, now . security's cool, givin' nobody crap,and the narc isn't here with his usual trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 When out on the dancefloor teeth started to chatterBreakdancers stealin' the show, dressed like Mad Hatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobross Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Away through the window, I fled with their cash,Tore open my tshirt and shaved my mustache.... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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