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So I went to the mall last night

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What the fuck was I thinking. I havent done any shopping and this didn't help the situation at all.

I fliped off 3 people in the parking lot, hip checked 4 ladies, almost steped on a kid, and kicked numerous bags that people were carrying.

Also the ladies that work the perfume and make-up areas are all crazy and massive COUGARS. They all were scary, too touchy, and molestive(is that a word). I got attacked with every fragrance on the market, you would have thought I banged 30 girls last night by the way I smelled. I had to run out of there shaking the cougars off my legs as they tried to hang on to me.

I feel so violated

Oh yeah I still have zero presents for anyone.

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I like going christmas shopping cause there are lots of hot girls out shopping and stuff. It's quite amusing how people get all done up to go shopping haha. I was at the mall yesterday afternoon....not bad for being during the day. Lots o eye candy. I think i got a present...I forget.

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Yes I braved the mall last night too.. :mad:

People are just fawken insane!!! I had some guy run me over with his friggen carriage! WTF!!!

But any who I am happy to say that I am done with my x-mass shopping finally and don't have to see the inside of a mall for a while :D

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Originally posted by teamj5

I like going christmas shopping cause there are lots of hot girls out shopping and stuff. It's quite amusing how people get all done up to go shopping haha. I was at the mall yesterday afternoon....not bad for being during the day. Lots o eye candy. I think i got a present...I forget.

Do you work:confused:

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Originally posted by teamj5

I think I do :confused:

If going to the mall and checking out chicks was a job, i'd be a millionare :laugh:

In related news, this is the sad time of year, as all the BU girls pack up and go back to Long Island and New Jersey and Chicago until mid-january :(

Yeah but all the regualars come home

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Still haven't even started my Christmas shopping yet :blown:

Last two years were so easy too. I didn't have to work, so I had all the time in the world to just mull around the mall until I found really good gifts for people. It actually gave me something to do, and I found some sweet-ass presents. This year, everyone's getting Dan Marino style Icotoner Gloves. And lots and lots of lotioon.

So, does anyone actually have good gift ideas? Aside from lotion of course.

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the malls suck right now, i drive by them and i hit traffic never mind going in, and what sucks even more is that i have 0 presents...

to make it worse i need to have a box full of presents all wrapped and ready to be Fed-Exed by tomorrow afternoon to Cali...to bad for them that ill have to spend less on the presents due to the irate amounts it costs to Fed-Ex shit there.

since all you fuckers appear to be shopping over the weekend as well as the rest of the world i think i will start tonight after work and then go go go all morning and afternoon tomorrow.

why do i wait till the last minute every yr?:confused:

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Originally posted by teamj5

:mad: meathead

:mad: d:rew

fuckers

i am in need of gift ideas. i dont know what to do

maybe i should go to the mall and go christmas shopping for a new girl

I don't think the mall would be too happy with you taking a maniquin home

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ha.. i am in the same boat. i havent started my xmas shopping and waiting til i get back to massachusetts. so that will leave me -- um Xmas eve. thanks! (i dont want to have to drag anything back with me)

i hit the wrentham outlets over tgiving though. the parking was a nightmare. i have a jeep so i just pulled up on the median/grass with all the other SUV's and trucks and made my own parking.

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