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Has anyone ever sneezed and farted at the same time


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once, I got so fucked up on K---my roomate heard squeeling coming from my room--he opened the door to find me scratching the wall like a squirrel -squeeling like retard-so he just immediatley closed the door--I woke up the next morning--sitting on my couch---soaking wet because I pissed myself.I used fabreeze over and over again and could never get the smell out.I eventually had to get rid of the sofa.

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