adonis55 Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 Always assume that no one will keep your secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 the best way for three ppl to keep a secret... is if two of them die... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 Gosh,, sounds like we got some trust issues around here Well, this is one of my favorites:Life is like a doughnut-- sometimes you're in the hole, sometimes you're in the dough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 "I live for the nights I can't remember with the friends I'll never forget..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 ..u should wear a condom on your head...cause if you're gonna act like a dick....u might as well dress like one too......**do not talk about your troubles.....80%of people don't care...and the other 20% are glad u have them.......**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 It's not till sex has died out between a man and a woman that they can really love. And now I mean affection. Now I mean to be fond of (as one is fond of oneself) --to hope, to be disappointed, to live inside the other heart. When I look back on the pain of sex, the love like a wild fox so ready to bite, the antagonism that sits like a twin beside love, and contrast it with affection, so deeply unrepeatable, of two people who have lived a life together (and of whom one must die) it's the affection I find richer. It's that I would have again. Not all those doubtful rainbow colors.~ Enid Bagnold ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.~ H. L. Mencken ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.~ Hada Bejar ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 without the cold and desolation of winter..there would be no splendour of spring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis55 Posted December 24 Author Report Share Posted December 24 If you feel someone kick you from behind, it means you are ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis55 Posted December 24 Author Report Share Posted December 24 One day your life is going to flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis55 Posted December 24 Author Report Share Posted December 24 "Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement" The godfather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by mbenzml One day your life is going to flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak1977 Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 "doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?"homer simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak1977 Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 "i think we should be able to have midgets as pets"i heard it on conan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by deepak1977 "doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?"homer simpson ...beer...the cause and solution to all life's problems!...homer is great...there have been a few simpson quote threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 leave the gun..take the cannolis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Originally posted by deepak1977 "i think we should be able to have midgets as pets"i heard it on conan :eek: Misk...check it out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Time is the best teacher. Unfourtunatly it kills all its pupils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Um.Mean people suck. Nice people swallow....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 "a girl should always keep her heart within her own power" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Originally posted by mystify82281 :eek: Misk...check it out!!! ....i was TRYING to ignore it! lol.....i dunno about pets...but definitely put them in cages.....(((where they cannot harm me!)))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 a pussy is like a dog's nose...wet = healthydry = sick~courtesy of cintron one cold lonely night in our respective hellish upstate confines~ you said random... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mala Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 be careful of the toes you step on today for they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tommorrow:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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