If guys are dogs...

[georgym]

what are gals

It has come to my smurfy attention after years of study that MEN are certainly animalistic, and if they immitate any sort of animal, it would be the dog. Wet noses, panting, licking, straight-to-the-point, we men are truly dogs to the heart

But WOMEN, for what are they? After years of study and deliberation with my fellow mongrels, I have yet to understand what species they are, nor which one they resemble. The common comparison may be to a cat, which is close, but that doesn't seem to make up for the complex mind-games and on-and-off teasing that occurs.

can u tell i got mad time at the office today

What do you think?

[clubkat]

Originally posted by gmccookny

The common comparison may be to a cat, which is close, but that doesn't seem to make up for the complex mind-games and on-and-off teasing that occurs.

but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.

complex mind games:

cats- "i want food. . .i want it now. . .no i dont want it cold. . .its too hot. . .i want it in a saucer not from the can"

woman- "i want dinner. . .no not out of a can. . .i want it at a fine restaurant. . .no not mcdonalds"

on and off teasing:

cat- "i want love. . .no u give me love. . .i want to be held. . .no not the way u want to give it to me. . .rub my belly wench!"

woman- "i want u to kiss me sweetly enough and as passionate as possible but no. . .u cant get turned on!"

[aboyfrombklyn]

I've come to the conclusion that women are PUSSY.....cats. I'll tell you why. We, the dogs, spend our entire lives chasing after the PUSSYcats. And when we piss the PUSSYcats off, they hiss and scratch the shit out of us.

[tastyt]

Originally posted by clubkat

but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.

I'd think that this was a no-brainer?

Proud to be the pussy...

[georgym]

Originally posted by clubkat

but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.

complex mind games:

cats- "i want food. . .i want it now. . .no i dont want it cold. . .its too hot. . .i want it in a saucer not from the can"

woman- "i want dinner. . .no not out of a can. . .i want it at a fine restaurant. . .no not mcdonalds"

on and off teasing:

cat- "i want love. . .no u give me love. . .i want to be held. . .no not the way u want to give it to me. . .rub my belly wench!"

woman- "i want u to kiss me sweetly enough and as passionate as possible but no. . .u cant get turned on!"

Ok, so that answer's my quandry

[djmoonshine]

Originally posted by tastyt

Proud to be the pussy...

:grin: Proud to be the pussy... hell yeah!!!!!!

[cintron]

<---proud to be the kind lovable Rottweiler that, when finally tired of the cat's stupid games, gladly catches the cat inbetween his jaws and snaps her cleanly into two pulsating blobs of intestines and blood

happy new year's:D

[marcid21]

Originally posted by clubkat

but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.

complex mind games:

cats- "i want food. . .i want it now. . .no i dont want it cold. . .its too hot. . .i want it in a saucer not from the can"

woman- "i want dinner. . .no not out of a can. . .i want it at a fine restaurant. . .no not mcdonalds"

on and off teasing:

cat- "i want love. . .no u give me love. . .i want to be held. . .no not the way u want to give it to me. . .rub my belly wench!"

woman- "i want u to kiss me sweetly enough and as passionate as possible but no. . .u cant get turned on!"

no luv like dat of da Bionic PUSS PUSS!

[sfclubber415]

Girls are evil and here is the PROOF!

[marcid21]

Originally posted by sfclubber415

Girls are evil and here is the PROOF!

that equation is common knowledge...just check out Ms. LavMenace's sig....

[barslut]

whores.

[atomicapples]

Originally posted by barslut

whores.

lol

[incredulous]

Originally posted by calebmandrake

I'd cum in or on you.

why dont you shut up, and show some respect