georgym Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 what are gals It has come to my smurfy attention after years of study that MEN are certainly animalistic, and if they immitate any sort of animal, it would be the dog. Wet noses, panting, licking, straight-to-the-point, we men are truly dogs to the heart But WOMEN, for what are they? After years of study and deliberation with my fellow mongrels, I have yet to understand what species they are, nor which one they resemble. The common comparison may be to a cat, which is close, but that doesn't seem to make up for the complex mind-games and on-and-off teasing that occurs. can u tell i got mad time at the office today What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by gmccookny The common comparison may be to a cat, which is close, but that doesn't seem to make up for the complex mind-games and on-and-off teasing that occurs. but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.complex mind games: cats- "i want food. . .i want it now. . .no i dont want it cold. . .its too hot. . .i want it in a saucer not from the can"woman- "i want dinner. . .no not out of a can. . .i want it at a fine restaurant. . .no not mcdonalds"on and off teasing: cat- "i want love. . .no u give me love. . .i want to be held. . .no not the way u want to give it to me. . .rub my belly wench!"woman- "i want u to kiss me sweetly enough and as passionate as possible but no. . .u cant get turned on!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboyfrombklyn Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 I've come to the conclusion that women are PUSSY.....cats. I'll tell you why. We, the dogs, spend our entire lives chasing after the PUSSYcats. And when we piss the PUSSYcats off, they hiss and scratch the shit out of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by clubkat but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.I'd think that this was a no-brainer?Proud to be the pussy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 31 Author Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by clubkat but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.complex mind games: cats- "i want food. . .i want it now. . .no i dont want it cold. . .its too hot. . .i want it in a saucer not from the can"woman- "i want dinner. . .no not out of a can. . .i want it at a fine restaurant. . .no not mcdonalds"on and off teasing: cat- "i want love. . .no u give me love. . .i want to be held. . .no not the way u want to give it to me. . .rub my belly wench!"woman- "i want u to kiss me sweetly enough and as passionate as possible but no. . .u cant get turned on!" Ok, so that answer's my quandry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by tastyt Proud to be the pussy... :grin: Proud to be the pussy... hell yeah!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 <---proud to be the kind lovable Rottweiler that, when finally tired of the cat's stupid games, gladly catches the cat inbetween his jaws and snaps her cleanly into two pulsating blobs of intestines and blood happy new year's:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by clubkat but of course the cat. . .aka pussy.complex mind games: cats- "i want food. . .i want it now. . .no i dont want it cold. . .its too hot. . .i want it in a saucer not from the can"woman- "i want dinner. . .no not out of a can. . .i want it at a fine restaurant. . .no not mcdonalds"on and off teasing: cat- "i want love. . .no u give me love. . .i want to be held. . .no not the way u want to give it to me. . .rub my belly wench!"woman- "i want u to kiss me sweetly enough and as passionate as possible but no. . .u cant get turned on!" no luv like dat of da Bionic PUSS PUSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfclubber415 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Girls are evil and here is the PROOF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by sfclubber415 Girls are evil and here is the PROOF! that equation is common knowledge...just check out Ms. LavMenace's sig.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by barslut whores. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by calebmandrake I'd cum in or on you. why dont you shut up, and show some respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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