rdntheshortbus Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 So the TNT Tagteam Champs still hold thier title after an exciting bought last night. It will mark the first TNT Tues ever that they worked with their new team member Somegirl24... filling in as the official meathead spongewasher/wound treaterhottiegirlyinthe backgroundwitdaboyzzz....Our Champions Digga and Bus were unable to make a formal statement after the bought... which lasted a full 11 rounds... ending up with a technical judgement awarded to our heroe's....The first three rounds were the most explosive.... The regular team of TNT Tuesday, Chris and Vera... were accompanied by a newcomer to the field, Bonnie.. Dont let her innocent looks fool ya as to what a reputable oppenent she can be....Our champs recieved numerous blows to the head and torso in the early stages of the fight... taking thier share of breaks from the matt regularly to catch some air and re-hydrate...Digga took to hits to the matt in the 6th round. Chris' left hook, followed up with a body blow from Vera... the singles were dancing over his head and scattered the matt directly surrounding our champ....Bus came into the 10th round with a fire though.... cheering on his partner with the "Tasty Strippers..." jeer which he is known for using... He took two direct punches from Bonnie with no sign of wallowing... As we came around to the beginning of the 11th round... Bus showed some fatigue... and tagged out for the last time... Digga hit the Matt's with a hearty foot stomp, and ritual "Meathead, Air Chest Bump..." and went in head first at our opponents Bonnie, Vera and Chris.....Two bleeding gashes above Digga's eye forced the official to make the call... after some reviiewing and looking over the tapes... it was judged that the match had to be called due to extended time... Leaving our heroe's with their TNT Tuesday Tag Team Champs Belt and bragging rights in Elizebeth, NJ...As stated before.... no official comments could be taken from our champs...Digga was carted out into the meatwagon, treated for lacerations to the scalp, and a possible concussion... His partner escorting him to the hospital....As the last door on the ambulence shuts... we can hear one word being spewed out over the commotion....Very faint, but growing in power...... HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 By the way Digga, Bonnie has contacted me and informed me that she will be joining the Digga/Bus Team as per our request... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Your sick in the head...are you still seeing airplanes???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 the digga just spit out his proteing bar on the newly installed cyber tough guy unbreakable keyboard as he read the bus' accuracy in depicting last nights events............after the blows taken by the digga i was able to shake off the battle wounds of last nights TNT tuesday and stumble into work today..........i smiled at my boss w/ my two front teeth missing.........he asked why i was late and my answer to his question was "I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION OF THE WORLD" as dollar bills fell from my pockets and i was wearing Vers's husky thong around my eye as an eye patch to cover the wounds..............when asked by my co-workers if i was okay and if they could get my anything, i murmered my response,H,H,H,H,H000000000L,L,L,LAAAAAAAAAA as i housted somegirl in the air and we chanted down the halls sing "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS"GOOD SHOW BUS, GOOD SHOW............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 if you could funnel that imagination of yours into something productive like solving world hunger, you'd probably win the nobel peace prize i don't even get an honorary mention digga, don't be blowin' my cover now... remember... i'm 6'2", 240lbs, and J A C K E D somegirl, it was nice ta meet ya... keep kickin' those smelly boys back in line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 wow.. what did i miss??listen to me.. sometime in the summer, satin dolls has a wrestling tournament with some of the girls, as well as bringing in girls from the WWE. last year one of my boys got in there and beat the living shit out of girl.. she loved it. he said she was moaning the whole time and gave him a few manual package massages for his efforts. the way it works is everyone in there has an auction to see how much everyone is willing to pay to step into the squared circle. he got in for $20 one time and $100 the next, all depends on the girls. but we're definitely making a date to be front and center for that one. bus, digga.. get your shit in top condition cuz they make you strip to your boxers and cover you in oil. i'll bring the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by m0chi69 if you could funnel that imagination of yours into something productive like solving world hunger, you'd probably win the nobel peace prize i don't even get an honorary mention digga, don't be blowin' my cover now... remember... i'm 6'2", 240lbs, and J A C K E D somegirl, it was nice ta meet ya... keep kickin' those smelly boys back in line mochimeathead..............it was only a game doll, i warned you before we started that i was foosball champion from north jersey, 6-0 is a common score............no need to pick up the coke machine squat it three times and shatter it over my head you freak!!!!!!............the wounds from the poolsticks you beat me with has given me no other choice but to add you to my hit list............next week me and the bus have challanged you and somegirl in a 2 ft by 2ft ring of jello to determine a new champ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 Doge...You have just been nominated our official Managaer and Director of Operations...You get us a schedule and match dates so we can train, tan and shave accordingly....Ho Ho Ho Hooooooooooooooollllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mochi... good props for makin it out...Never a dull moment with a drunk Asian girl around... especially one with such a high pitched voice...I hit cloud nine about four times while drooling... uh... talking with Bonnie....Only to be brought back to reality with your harsh cry for...TASTY STRIPPER BITCHES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 last night was a good one Somegirl...I completed to P-40's and a B-27...The glue should be dry by tonight so I can letter the birds and paint on our American Flag to the battle planes....sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff......................The classic Glue Story... as told by the Bus...If you thought that was good, wait till you hear the Mikky D's Puke Story....HOLLA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 jaydigga, i see you do not know the digga that well yet, covering myself in oil and wrestling in my boxers is nothing that i must prepare for............it is a common activity for the digga, i need something new and more kinky!!!! try to find an event wear the wreslters cover their nipples and crothes in hot wax and wrestle in a bed of feather w/ these same WWE females, than we'll talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by dogekid wow.. what did i miss??listen to me.. sometime in the summer, satin dolls has a wrestling tournament with some of the girls, as well as bringing in girls from the WWE. last year one of my boys got in there and beat the living shit out of girl.. she loved it. he said she was moaning the whole time and gave him a few manual package massages for his efforts. the way it works is everyone in there has an auction to see how much everyone is willing to pay to step into the squared circle. he got in for $20 one time and $100 the next, all depends on the girls. but we're definitely making a date to be front and center for that one. bus, digga.. get your shit in top condition cuz they make you strip to your boxers and cover you in oil. i'll bring the camera. I'll be the assistant and take part in covering the boys in the oil..Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by roddigga next week me and the bus have challanged you and somegirl in a 2 ft by 2ft ring of jello to determine a new champ............ make that a mud ring and don't forget your to wear your zebra print banana hammock...betta watch out boy... you gonna be in for the beating of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Mochi... good props for makin it out...Never a dull moment with a drunk Asian girl around... especially one with such a high pitched voice...TASTY STRIPPER BITCHES!!! btw, i was disappointed i didn't see any nipple-age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by somegirl24 I'll be the assistant and take part in covering the boys in the oil..Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... don't start again w/ your freaky deaky talk!!! german just installed a new unbreakable keyboard..................i just tried getting a raise and told my boss i wasn't wearing any panties!!!!, it didn't work b/c i was wearing the one on my eye as an eye patch..........dammit somedigga how does a brotha get somegirl treatment round here.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 digga -- how bout this.. i'm on the phone now with this company in turkey that trains women from birth how to perform orally and give a happy ending in 10 seconds or less. we'll set up a match where you are covered in shrink wrap except for your twig and berries... same goes for the turkish bitch, excpet her only exposed areas will be her ass and her mouth. you win if you get in her pooper, she wins if she pins you and does what she has been trained to do. for the first match you will be facing Gultha Akbal.. she has a 7" long tongue and has razor sharp platinum caps on her front molars.good luck my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by roddigga don't start again w/ your freaky deaky talk!!! german just installed a new unbreakable keyboard..................i just tried getting a raise and told my boss i wasn't wearing any panties!!!!, it didn't work b/c i was wearing the one on my eye as an eye patch..........dammit somedigga how does a brotha get somegirl treatment round here.................. Nice to chat witcha Mochi...DIGGS..the freaky deaky talk comes naturally around all you hot boys...good enough to eat...YUMMMM...Now I'm excited... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 digga is in favor of equal rights and treating all women equally therefor i am in for the challange............i once wrestled a 6'9" 350 bohemith from mo-town, she was carting her cart of recycled cans to a&p and she called my a stupid cheap young hudlum as she asked me for change............the digga snuck up behind this bigfoot chopped her knees out from behind her and ran her ass over w/ the shopping cart screaming ADRIAN!!!!!! so jaydigga bring on all competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus So the TNT Tagteam Champs still hold thier title after an exciting bought last night. It will mark the first TNT Tues ever that they worked with their new team member Somegirl24... filling in as the official meathead spongewasher/wound treaterhottiegirlyinthe backgroundwitdaboyzzz....Our Champions Digga and Bus were unable to make a formal statement after the bought... which lasted a full 11 rounds... ending up with a technical judgement awarded to our heroe's....The first three rounds were the most explosive.... The regular team of TNT Tuesday, Chris and Vera... were accompanied by a newcomer to the field, Bonnie.. Dont let her innocent looks fool ya as to what a reputable oppenent she can be....Our champs recieved numerous blows to the head and torso in the early stages of the fight... taking thier share of breaks from the matt regularly to catch some air and re-hydrate...Digga took to hits to the matt in the 6th round. Chris' left hook, followed up with a body blow from Vera... the singles were dancing over his head and scattered the matt directly surrounding our champ....Bus came into the 10th round with a fire though.... cheering on his partner with the "Tasty Strippers..." jeer which he is known for using... He took two direct punches from Bonnie with no sign of wallowing... As we came around to the beginning of the 11th round... Bus showed some fatigue... and tagged out for the last time... Digga hit the Matt's with a hearty foot stomp, and ritual "Meathead, Air Chest Bump..." and went in head first at our opponents Bonnie, Vera and Chris.....Two bleeding gashes above Digga's eye forced the official to make the call... after some reviiewing and looking over the tapes... it was judged that the match had to be called due to extended time... Leaving our heroe's with their TNT Tuesday Tag Team Champs Belt and bragging rights in Elizebeth, NJ...As stated before.... no official comments could be taken from our champs...Digga was carted out into the meatwagon, treated for lacerations to the scalp, and a possible concussion... His partner escorting him to the hospital....As the last door on the ambulence shuts... we can hear one word being spewed out over the commotion....Very faint, but growing in power...... HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Shortbus,In all my years at "the look" last night was the first time I ever witnessed someone using the CB standard issue goalie pads to their full capability. Shot-stop shot-stop Looked like Martin Brodeur in there!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by somegirl24 Nice to chat witcha Mochi...DIGGS..the freaky deaky talk comes naturally around all you hot boys...good enough to eat...YUMMMM...Now I'm excited... listen freak drop the hershey kisses and take a pit stop in the bathroom, maria my spanish cleaning lady has givin me the OK to hit up the handicap stalland carl, def had full goilie pads on, thank god she didn't have a megaphone...............holllaaaaaa at me kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Well.....sounds like you guys had a great time....Sorry I wasnt there to enjoy it with yas...but....ahem....I had fun too last nite..Thought I would make an appearance later but never happened.. Next wee though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 good to hang out w/ all of you last night....dogekid, I told you not to miss last night... well theres always next week Bus,put the tube of glue down....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by latinaz Well.....sounds like you guys had a great time....Sorry I wasnt there to enjoy it with yas...but....ahem....I had fun too last nite..Thought I would make an appearance later but never happened.. Next wee though.. sounds like zzzzz had a happy ending, or gave a happy ending............good job zzzzz that's my latin lova.........the diggas happy ending ended in the digga waking up in a cold sweat at 4:30 a.m. and hot oil on my chest yelling for somegirl to stop!!!!!!........couldn't finish the dream off woke up right before the dream got good, instead the digga polished off the rest of the holiday cookies and a mr.goodbar.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 YOUD BE PROUD OF ME!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by carguy19 good to hang out w/ all of you last night....dogekid, I told you not to miss last night... well theres always next week Bus,put the tube of glue down....... mr. carguy rockin' the bandana was in stealth mode... hidin' those spikes next time, i won't leave so early, so YOU can buy me a drink too...this woman came to a sad realization last night... i am no longer the cheap drunk i used to be.... gone are the days where i could get wasted after 2 vodka crans now i gotta really start using these smith & wessons of mine to hustle little man-bitches like digga for drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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