Some quotes

[kramadas]

>

> 1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake

> whole relationships."

> (Sharon

> Stone)

>

> 2) Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where

> he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad

> it is." (Barbara Bush Former US First

> Lady)

>

> 3) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out

> a man's genitals through his wallet." (Robin Williams)

>

> 4) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

>

> (Billy Crystal)

>

> 5) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman

> I don't like and just give her a house." (Rod

> Stewart)

>

> 6) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an

> airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet

> people who do."

> (Henry

> Kissinger)

>

> 7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what

> she's reading." (Steve Jobs)-(Founder: Apple Computer)

>

> 8) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee,

> the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather)

>

> 9) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,

> "Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

>

> 10) Hockey is a sport for white men, Basketball is a sport for

> black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black

> pimps."

> (Tiger Woods)

>

> 11) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think

> of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

>

> (Roseanne)

>

> 12) According to a new survey, women say they feel more

> comfortable undressing in front of men than they do

> undressing in front of other women. They say that women

> are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.

>

> (Robert De Niro)

>

> 13) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS:

>

> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only

> enough

> blood to run one at a time." (Robin Williams)