dgmodel Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ( O.M.G.!)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work!)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people . (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessy Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 :laugh: ...i guess u were bored! but thanks for the fun facts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 these are cool facts im with you on the pig thing too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by dgmodel If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ( O.M.G.!)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work!)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people . (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) I gotta try some of these and see if they're true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 I gotta try some of these and see if they're true.. try the second one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by incredulous try the second one No.. you should ask Scott to try that one.. tell him to eat his Boston Market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 No.. you should ask Scott to try that one.. tell him to eat his Boston Market. oh yeah :laugh: btw-where is my subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by incredulous oh yeah :laugh: btw-where is my subway Yeah and where the fuck is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 Yeah and where the fuck is mine. X is slacking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by incredulous X is slacking Yeah seriously.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 Yeah seriously.. Yeah... And when I do bring it... You wanna know where I am gonna stuff it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 Yeah and where the fuck is mine. And um. You still have not invited me over hun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 That fucking 30 second rule :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by elementx And um. You still have not invited me over hun... Well when you gonna be in the area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by elementx That fucking 30 second rule :mad: its for PW like you actually it happend to me too where you been?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 Well when you gonna be in the area? I was out there this past Sunday. I don't know if I will be out there this weekend or not. Who knows... I live life one day at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by incredulous its for PW like you actually it happend to me too where you been?? Fuckin work... Its been a little busy but now my work is done... A normal person would leave there office. But no here I am whoring it up. And listening to DT Choice Classics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by elementx I was out there this past Sunday. I don't know if I will be out there this weekend or not. Who knows... I live life one day at a time. Well I was up at Rutgers this Sunday.. so I wasn't around anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 Well I was up at Rutgers this Sunday.. so I wasn't around anyways. WOW this is totally people arent going to know the facts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 Well I was up at Rutgers this Sunday.. so I wasn't around anyways. Remember my Nephews BDay that I wanted to invite you too. Some of the pictures are soooo cute. And for the record. My sister in law got stuck in the Tubes trying to get one of the todlers out... LoL she had to go through the whole thing cause she could not turn around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by incredulous WOW this is totally people arent going to know the facts What was this thread about to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by dgmodel If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ( O.M.G.!)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work!)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people . (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) So that people know THE FACTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by codica3 So that people know THE FACTS. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by incredulous thanks No problem. We'll ensure that no matter how off-topic everything gets, people will know THE FACTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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