Med School

[unclefester401]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class

with a cadaver. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body

covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The

first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck a finger in the

anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck a finger in his mouth. "Go ahead

and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,

hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger

in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the

Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality

is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."

[incredulous]

:laugh:

[Reeni]