incredulous Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why is a boxing ring square? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? So what's the speed of dark? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a person who invests our money called a broker? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get cramps after eating? Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish washing liquid made with "real" lemons? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binoys Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 This could be one of the Best Threads Ever LOL Im LMAO over here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? BECUASE ITS A WORD DUH!If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? CONVICTWhy is a boxing ring square? BECUASE TRIANGLES ARE GAYJust think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. THIS IS NOT A QUESTOINIf olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? BABY OIL TREESo what's the speed of dark? ILL PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD YOU BLACK OUT AND YOU TIME IT. I WOULD SAY THEOUGH 5 SECONDSAfter eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? NOWhy don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? BECUASE CATS DONT CAREWhy for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?HAIR IS MADE OF MESCOLEETITE AND SKIN IS NOT If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? A BOXWhy do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? STANDARDS AND PRACTICES AND WE TRY TO MAKE DEATH CIVILIZEDDo they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? NOIs it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? NO MAKEUP WASHES OFFIf it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? YOU CAN BUT ITS AGAINST THE LAWIsn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? NO.Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? JOHN Q LISPWhy doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? AIR.Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? NO How come abbreviated is such a long word? ITS A WORD WHO CARESFUCK THE REST OF THESE MAKE UP YOUR OWN NEXT TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by binoys This could be one of the Best Threads Ever LOL Im LMAO over here!! HEHEHE HPHPHPH:hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by notallthere If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? BABY OIL TREE good answer lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaforeal Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 are there more particles of sand in the world or more stars in the universe?why is carguy such a bad bowler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowdeez Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by notallthere I think i can answer a lot of questions you all have. The reason i feel that i can do this is because about an hour ago a co-worker of mine asked me "sigh, Anthony where does the time go" I answered him: " Time does not GO anywhere time does not exists it is a measurement of events that accrue so we can keep track of things" Then i punched him in the face and pushed him down the stairs. Anyone have any questions? WTF? WHy are u so gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cRuCh Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 originally posted by NOTALLTHERE;ok\ASK ME A QUESTION, YOU WILL GET A GOOD ANSWER 1) how bg is my wee wee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by blowdeez WTF? WHy are u so gay? This is like me saying "Why is all milk brown"Not a valid question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by liqidtouch originally posted by NOTALLTHERE;ok\ASK ME A QUESTION, YOU WILL GET A GOOD ANSWER 1) how bg is my wee wee This is a trick question. It depends on how much water you drank and if you are really in the mood to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by santaforeal are there more particles of sand in the world or more stars in the universe?why is carguy such a bad bowler? More sand. carguy's name is carguy not bowlguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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