Lets talk about sex shall we?....

[liqidtouch]

LET´S TALK ABOUT SEX

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>You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

>Thanksgiving,

>Tuesday,

>Thursday,

>Today,

>Tomorrow,

>Thaturday?

>Thunday?

>Every Thucking day!

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>Sex is:

>like Nokia (connecting people)

>like Nike (Just do it)

>like Pepsi (ask for more)

>like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

>like me (too good to be true)

>Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5

>years of bad sex!

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>Top 10 Places to have sex mark them off if you've done it...lol:

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>1. In your bed >

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>2. In your parents bed

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>3. In his car>

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>4. On a washing machine, while running

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>5. In a hot tub >

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>6. On a beach, down in the sand

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>7. On a comfy couch with the TV on >

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>8. On a waterbed >>>

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>9. A plane bathroom

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>10. **In the rain** >

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>Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

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>1. In the movies

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>2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

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>3. In front of all of your friends

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>4. In a phonebooth

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>5. In your best friend's bed >....lololololol

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>6. At Grandma's house

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>7. At school

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>8. In your dirty basement

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>9. In the street

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>10. ON-LINE**

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>Top three things to say before having sex:

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>1. I love you (but only if you mean it)

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>2. Rock my world

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>3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

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>Top three things NOT to say before having sex:

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>1. Is this gunna hurt?

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>2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times... hahahahahaha thats silly

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>3. Are you sure it's on there? lol thats fukin funny..lolol

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>Top 3 things to say after sex:

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>1. Are you sure this was you're first time? hahaha that sux

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>2. Gotta cigarette? ...

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>3. Wanna do it again? hell yeah this is the winner!!!

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>Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

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>1. That was IT??

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>2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya

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>3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! ...hahahahaha ooppz