imnakedritenow Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 How to read personal ads: 40-ish.....................49 Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends Athletic.......................No tits Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...................Pathological liar Emotionally Secure.......Medicated Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster Free spirit.................Junkie Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic New-Age..............All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded............Desperate Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..............Certified Bitch Redhead....................Bad dye-job Romantic............Looks better by candle light Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate........Stalker Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart............Old bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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piro8 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by imnakedritenow How to read personal ads: 40-ish.....................49 Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends Athletic.......................No tits Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...................Pathological liar Emotionally Secure.......Medicated Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster Free spirit.................Junkie Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic New-Age..............All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded............Desperate Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..............Certified Bitch Redhead....................Bad dye-job Romantic............Looks better by candle light Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate........Stalker Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart............Old bat :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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