dibs Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 12 step guide to surviving Feb. 14 without ripping your hair out - or other people's hair, for that matter! 1. Wear black, and lots of it. 2. If someone else in the office has received flowers, chocolate, singing telegrams, and other forms of dating expressions, glare at them. Snarling and grunting optional. 3. Same goes for anyone wearing excessive amounts of red. Especially if they are wearing heart-shaped items like pins. 4. Later in the day, eat the chocolate, run the flowers through a food processor, and beat the crap out of the singing telegram people. (Most people will thank you for this, anyway). 4. For the rest of the day, labor over the effect all that chocolate is gonna have on your waistline. 5. Return home and destroy at least one item given to you by an ex. 6. Feel guilty. Call the ex. Make up story about having a hot date. 7. Watch TV. Turn off TV after noticing every channel is airing a clone of "While You Were Sleeping" or, worse yet, a "Friends" Valentine's Day. 8. Realize how lame not having a hot date is. Head to bar. 9. Plot massive torture of anyone who shows up at the bar with a date. Slow torture if the couple is in anything above semi-formal dress. 10. Massive quantities of alcohol. Beergoggling. Wake up next to someone - male or female - with way too much facial hair. 11. Remember (and regret) this incident for the next 364 days. Complain about never having a good Valentines Day. 12. Wait until some bizarre calendar date Hallmark has labeled "Sweetest Day." Rinse, lather, repeat to get in practice for next Valentine'sDay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jerrycxtacy Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 here is one easy step to ease your pain!1. - Go out and get hammered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by jerrycxtacy here is one easy step to ease your pain!1. - Go out and get hammered! no pain just havin a little fun:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 ill be doing 7-10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 ill tell you one thing. not having someone on v-day is not a big deal. to me its just another day, just gives me more of an incentive to go out and get hammerrrrrred!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 HA:laugh: HA:laugh: GooD one Dibs:hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by liqidtouch HA:laugh: HA:laugh: GooD one Dibs:hat: funny part is after all this surviving v-day posting i'm having a wonderful day:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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