trancedkitten Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2003 version)1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGEFACILITY.2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ATERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case ofRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. 10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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