cookiegirl Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages:The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. -------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. -------------------------------------------- Program aborting Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. -------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. -------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. -------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. -------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. -------------------------------------------- A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. -------------------------------------------- Three things are certain Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. -------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. -------------------------------------------- Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. -------------------------------------------- Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. -------------------------------------------- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. -------------------------------------------- I ate your Web page. Forgive me; it was tasty And tart on my tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by cookiegirl -------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. :laugh2: that one is my favorite! I <3 haikus!Office is emptyNot a lot of work to doWhy am I here, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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