clubrat88 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a nakedwoman who is not his wife.So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walkout of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhoodterrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for thisanti-terrorist effort.All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house toprove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to seenude women other than their wife and to show support for allAmerican women.Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at yourside is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.The U.S. Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists andapplauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.God Bless America!I know i'll be cruising around looking for all you CP hotties!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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