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THE NRA SONG

Guns are neat, Guns are sweet

Guns the tool, what makes you cool.

Guns are fine, Guns are mine

Guns are things, that Jesus brings!

Guns for loonies, Guns for cons

Guns for Moonies, Guns for moms!

Guns are fun for everyone, buy them up by the ton.

Guns for me, Guns for you, Guns for nuts and children too!

Guns at home, Guns at work, Guns at play, Guns berserk!

Tons and tons of great big Guns,

Are tons and tons of great big fun!

I've got Guns up my nose tween my ears and by my toes.

I'm no fool, I'm so cool, I take Guns to my school.

I take Guns in my car, to the store and to the bar.

I got Guns in a drawer in my pocket and on the floor.

I got Guns on the wall, on the toilet and in the hall.

I got guns in my bed, one is growing from my head!

Get a Gun and get it fast, gun-gun shoot-shoot is a blast!

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