psychosweetie Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 This has probably been posted before, but here goes:1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of askating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to theback of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buycigarettes at the front.4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,and a diet coke.5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain thepens to the counters.6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls andthenhave call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want totalkto in the first place.8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns inpackages of eight.9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe theprocessso well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsuckingcreatures'.10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braillelettering.ONLY IN AMERICA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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