notallthere Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink." And they say, "Go ahead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 oh god this one is bad lol...Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course? Just in case he got a hole in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Originally posted by notallthere oh god this one is bad lol...Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course? Just in case he got a hole in one. Ohh man that was bad.. hahafrom the humor board: Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 why did the cookie go to the doctorbc it felt crumby heheheheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 whatya call a gay guy with diarehheh???Juicy Fruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermzy Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?Hold on.......It's a good one.......You'll love it.......> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >It's the one with the little sticker that says..."IDAHO". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Originally posted by Kermzy Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?Hold on.......It's a good one.......You'll love it.......It's the one with the little sticker that says..."IDAHO". :laugh: very nice*dissing someone"YO i heard your moms is like a bag of chips...she's fre-ta-lay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over today. But you only have one ass. Feel better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blonde trying to set fire to it. Q. What do lesbians cook for dinner? A. They don't. They eat out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Im sorry but this is by far the funniest joke I heard in awhile.... The rabbit, the giraffe, the elephant, & the lionA little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumblesupon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe myfriend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest,you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks atthe joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they comeacross an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant myfriend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running withus through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" Theelephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses themand starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals thencome across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you dothis? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunnyforest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, andstarts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephantwatch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? Hewas merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fuckermakes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolounge Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Q. What kind of meat does the Pope eat?A. Nun (none)Q.How do you get a nun pregnant?A. you fuck her(I'm an idiot and I love that one)A Preist and a Rabbi are talking and a little kid walks by....The Preist says, " hey look a little boy, let's fuck him"The Rabbi says, " Fuck him Out of what?"I was on a plane with the Pope once, and he was playing crossword puzzle...He asked me for a 4-letter word for a woman endning with u.n.t.I said Aunt.........The Pope said, ' That's a good one I was going to write cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolounge Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Why can't you get a Blow Job in Puerto Rico?( because all the cock-suckers are here already!)Why do black people wear big baggy pants?( Because their Knee-grows)Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?( when they got on the boat to America they stammped"To N.Y." on their foreheads)What do you call 3 Irish guys on a lawn.( fertilizer)Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?( anyone that can run, jump, or swim is here already) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 How do you tell a Girl Cake from a Boy Cake ?Check for nuts in the frosting..............WHat are the similarties between a Woman and Kentucky Fried Chicked??Once your done with the breats and thighs all that is left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippyd Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 arial arial You have a donkey..........I have a chicken..............Your donkey eats my chicken.......What do you have now?You have two feet of cock in your ass. What do you get when you cross a Polish man with a Chinese man? Sum Dum FukWhat do you call a black nuclear physicist from Juneau, Alaska?(come on you don't know?)nigga ( i know a little tasteless...but its a joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A PIG IS HORNY?... She buys the first round.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 a little grl and boyboth age nineare in day camp during the summerand they keep having relay racesbut the boy always winsthe grl gets pissed and says hes cheatinghe goes on to say that he will give her a head start and does thisbut he still wins againshes now furiousand says Ok i think theres something in your pants that makes your run faster!!the boy says Ok what do we do about it?she says ok lets race again- you gove me a head start-but this time- you race w/o any pants onso they both go along with it-he strips behinde her and they raceonce again - he wins!!!hte grl coems around front of him and looks down"See!!...LOOK THERE!"shes says, "i told you , you were ceating!!!you have a stick shift and mine is automatic!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Why did God give women yeast infections?So they know what it's like to live w/ an irritating cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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