mrmatas2277 Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 A shopper walks to the pet shop > register and asks the employee, > "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell > me why that parrot costs $5,000 > dollars?" > > The employee says, "Oh, that > parrot is extremely special, > it's one of a kind; not only is > it beautiful but it is bilingual." > > The man gives the employee a > strange look and says, "No way, > there's no animal that could ever > learn how to speak two languages!" > > The employee smiles and says, > "Follow me I'll prove it. Now go > ahead, pull on his right leg." > > The man pulls on the parrots right > leg. The parrot says, "Hello how > are you?" > > The man smiles and says, "Wow,cool, > that's amazing!" > > The employee then says, "Go ahead, > pull on the left leg." > > So the man pulls on the parrot's > left leg. The parrot says, "Hola, > ¿cómo estás?" > > The man was so excited and over- > whelmed and he says, "Wow, that > is the coolest thing I've ever seen! > Please, you've got to tell me what > happens if I pull both of his legs." > > The parrot turns and looks at the > man and says, > > "¡Coño! What do you think happens? > I fall down, comemierda!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 A shopper walks to the pet shop > register and asks the employee, > "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell > me why that parrot costs $5,000 > dollars?" > > The employee says, "Oh, that > parrot is extremely special, > it's one of a kind; not only is > it beautiful but it is bilingual." > > The man gives the employee a > strange look and says, "No way, > there's no animal that could ever > learn how to speak two languages!" > > The employee smiles and says, > "Follow me I'll prove it. Now go > ahead, pull on his right leg." > > The man pulls on the parrots right > leg. The parrot says, "Hello how > are you?" > > The man smiles and says, "Wow,cool, > that's amazing!" > > The employee then says, "Go ahead, > pull on the left leg." > > So the man pulls on the parrot's > left leg. The parrot says, "Hola, > ¿cómo estás?" > > The man was so excited and over- > whelmed and he says, "Wow, that > is the coolest thing I've ever seen! > Please, you've got to tell me what > happens if I pull both of his legs." > > The parrot turns and looks at the > man and says, > > "¡Coño! What do you think happens? > I fall down, comemierda!" que boludo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 :D pretty funy shit...Made me think, I always thought parrots just knew how to talk in spanish...Rrrrrrrroberrtooo! urrrraaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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