meli2444 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Una señorita va a la iglesia a confesarse:Perdóneme padre porque he pecado.....Bueno hija, cuéntame tus pecados le responde el cura.El otro dÃa estaba caminando por la calle cuando de repente meencontre con un viejo amigo.,Fuimos a tomar café, y empezamos a charlar, fuimos a su departamento e hicimos el amor, ....Y como soy tan FRUGIL....Frágil, hija se dice Frágil, dice el padre.Bueno, al dÃa siguiente estaba sentada en la plaza cuando de repente se aparece otro viejo amigo. Empezamos a charlar y después terminamos en mi departament e hicimos el amor. Y como soy tan FRUGIL....Frágil, hija, frágil - dice otra vez el cura.Ayer estaba con mis amigas cuando apareció mi novio. Empezamos a conversar, y despues fuimos a mi departamento y como soy tan...tan... ay ? cual es la palabra, padre?Puta, hija Puta. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 :laugh: Que :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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meli2444 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by guyman1966 :laugh: Que :laugh: PERDON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoesofdusk Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by meli2444 PERDON :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 please move this thread to the " i'm american and still can't speak english forum"thank you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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corinto Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 please move this thread to the " i'm american and still can't speak english forum" You're bitter because you can't understand...You should try learning some spanish...hot girlz dig that.Suerte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by saleen351 please move this thread to the " i'm american and still can't speak english forum"thank you.... :finger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 nice one MELI!! A Senorita for real!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by saleen351 please move this thread to the " i'm american and still can't speak english forum"thank you.... What's the matter with you Saleen? You did not laugh when the Priest called the chick a Slut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by guyman1966 What's the matter with you Saleen? You did not laugh when the Priest called the chick a Slut? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by saleen351 please move this thread to the " i'm american and still can't speak english forum"thank you.... El Salino se molestó porque no sabe hablar español, que gordo tan pelotudo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by funketeer El Salino se molestó porque no sabe hablar español, que gordo tan pelotudo! Si. Entiendo Castallno. (sp?)And, me being fat has nothing to do with anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by guyman1966 Si. Entiendo Castallno. (sp?)And, me being fat has nothing to do with anything. Yo dije El Salino...tu eres Chicohombre...loco!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by funketeer Yo dije El Salino...tu eres Chicohombre...loco!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by funketeer Yo dije El Salino...tu eres Chicohombre...loco!!! OK - you intended that for my hombre.... I'm not crazy, just a Gringo trying to understand. Shit, I might be the one white boy who actually tries to understand espanol. Don't I get a prize? OR, at least a discount from the guy who sells Parakeets out of the back of his pick up truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by guyman1966 OK - you intended that for my hombre.... I'm not crazy, just a Gringo trying to understand. Shit, I might be the one white boy who actually tries to understand espanol. Don't I get a prize? OR, at least a discount from the guy who sells Parakeets out of the back of his pick up truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 FUNKLOL Where do you find this shit LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by guyman1966 FUNKLOL Where do you find this shit LOL If I tell you then I have to kill...and we don't want that, do we?peace Mr Guyman Gringo Latin Lover!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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