dibs Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 In keeping with the tax season- this is a must read:The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This isdue, primarily, to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around, unemployed; 30% of the time it is hard up; 20% of the time it is pissed off; and 10% of the time it is in the hole. It has two dependents, but they are nuts. Effective 1 January 2003, penises will be taxed according to size.The brackets are as follows:10"-12" Luxury Tax8"-10" Pole Tax5"-8" Privilege Tax4"-5" Nuisance TaxPenises exceeding 12" will be taxed ascapital gains; under 4" is eligible for a refund.PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSIONIssues still under consideration are:1) Are there penalties for early withdrawal?2) Do multiple partners count as a corporation?3) Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 I am going to hang that on my wall for all my clients to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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