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A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked

to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told

him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent

that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole

wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he

turned to find the man standing RIGHT behind him, so he quickly added,

"And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager

approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way

you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think

on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy

replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir,

there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"

The boy replied, "No shit? Which team did she play for?"

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